Things That Are Bullsh*t (10 Viewers)

[BamaT8ter]

I refer to my three boys as “daddy’s little plague rats.”

 

[krafticus]

Thanks guys.

Now my son just started. If I dodge this with both of them home tomorrow with me, it'll be a miracle.

One Time!!

 

[JMC9389]

One Time!!

Hoping to not have to say "Suckah dealah!" for sure

 

[BonScot]

Went to the army surplus shop to get a camouflage jacket but couldn’t find any.

 

[BamaT8ter]

Went to the army surplus shop to get a camouflage jacket but couldn’t find any.

Of course not.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

 

[JMC9389]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

Uh oh...

 

[BonScot]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

Is this when germs and bacteria team up?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Is this when germs and bacteria team up?

Yes, and rot the brains of people who don't understand correlation and causation.

 

[BonScot]

Yes, and rot the brains of people who don't understand correlation and causation.

I like turtles

 

[Poker Zombie]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

The simple fact that you mention Germatria in post #1896 is proof that Germatria is fact. It will probably be dismissed in post #1899, because it is the only way to keep the truth hidden.

Spoiler

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

 

[BigSlick4523]

Sports LOL

 

[BGinGA]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

Lol, came here to post exactly that.

 

[BigSlick4523]

Lol, came here to post exactly that.

if its BS someone bet me when Lebron Passes Kareem for all time scoring record

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?

Benford's law

 

[mburnznj]

Getting old. I'm sitting here in an open gym waiting to run on the next basketball game with a gym full of guys in their 20s and 30s wondering what the hell am I thinking?. Being in my 40s sucks.

 

[upNdown]

Norovirus.

Get a call 3pm my daughter vomited at school and that I need to pick her up. Vomits a second time from the time I got called from the time I eventually got to her. Fine, maybe it's all done.

Nope.

Vomits seven more times since she's been home and three of those times on me. Now the countdown is on from when I'm inevitably going to feel like shit and emptying the entirety of my GI tract contents tomorrow.

Honestly, if she didn’t puke in your car you’re winning.

 

[upNdown]

You know what’s bullshit? Plastic chips with the denomination on the mold but not on the label. I swear I look at a chips like that and it takes me like 15-20 seconds to finally notice the denom. And it’s bullshit.

 

[Irish]

These new fuck'n LED headlights are straight up bullshit. Nuclear flash bright and nowhere near pointed towards the pavement. I swear when someone is behind me with these things, my truck actually casts a shadow in front of me to the point where my headlights seem like they're broke.

 

[LowerBama1714]

These new fuck'n LED headlights are straight up bullshit. Nuclear flash bright and nowhere near pointed towards the pavement. I swear when someone is behind me with these things, my truck actually casts a shadow in front of me to the point where my headlights seem like they're broke.

I could not agree more….I try my best to aim my rear view mirrors back at them. I hope it’s working.

 

[Irish]

I could not agree more….I try my best to aim my rear view mirrors back at them. I hope it’s working.

Side mirrors work too. Fun activity to pass the time while waiting at a red light. Extra fun as you can see the beam move until it hits them in the eyes.....

 

[djfayze]

This thread:

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...areem-in-pts-all-time-anyone-wanna-bet.99982/

It’s like watching a train wreck and I love it.

 

[Perthmike]

Went to the army surplus shop to get a camouflage jacket but couldn’t find any.

Unless you are a member of a paintball league, I call that a win.

 

[dpeks13]

Went to the army surplus shop to get a camouflage jacket but couldn’t find any.

Just because you didn’t see them doesn’t mean they weren’t there.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Unless you are a member of a paintball league, I call that a win.

We used to chew up the camo wearers while wearing neon lol, called em tankies.

 

[dpeks13]

We used to chew up the camo wearers while wearing neon lol, called em tankies.

Where did you play? Top Gun?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Where did you play? Top Gun?

oh shit! That and Cousins, plus that wierd indoor place, forget the name, its been a decade. Longlive or something? Theres another outdoor place too with semi speedball.

 

[BonScot]

Unless you are a member of a paintball league, I call that a win.

Don’t make me explain the joke to you…

 

[dpeks13]

Fun fact, my buddy owned top gun for awhile lol.