I have absolutely no need for this. I don't have money except in crypto.
But is that mysterious chip thing is saying "get it, he takes crypto."
And I'm like "That is a very compelling argument."
Then it says "They are HSI 1a... you love those 1s"
I reply "yeah, I like the purple and white."
And I'm getting more and more drawn in....
"And that huge font of the dollar value, you like that too, don't you."
"I don't even know why I like the bigger font, but I do."
And my hand is reaching to the mouse, the pointer is moving towards the PM button.....
Suddenly, I hear...
DINNER'S READY!
And I snap out of the trance. Holy $*#t, I had half a PM typed up.
That was a close one.