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Gorilla gaming retreating from PCF? (1 Viewer)
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bergs
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Dear Sir/Madam/Cookie Monster:
Please find the attached legal notice from my attorney, Mrs. Cher Aide, Esq.
I have successfully applied for and have received a patent for the removal of the center of chips using a machined approach for the intended purpose of applying a secondary market label to said modified chip.
Such chips, going forward, shall be referred to as being “berged” and “milled” shall heretoforth be removed from lexicon. Any reference to “milled” shall constitute a breach of my conferred rights and will be subject to a royalty fee not to exceed $10 USD.
We likewise are compelled to request that you cease and desist all “milling” activity until such time that we arrive at an amicable agreement regarding outstanding royalties and indirect damages.
Please direct any correspondence to my aforementioned attorney. I remain most humbly yours,
- Berg
Ohhhhh shitt.... @Hornet
bergs
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Small stinging insects can’t help you know. On your horse, chip berging serf.
Fixed.
bergs
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Thank you. We appreciate your anticipated continued compliance.
Now, onto my pending application for the patenting of all pronouns and adjectives…
I'm gonna patient all margaritas and you'll regret this moment, you stay puff marshmallow fuck!
bergs
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Hi, I just patented alcohol and limes. We should negotiate a joint venture you flailing meetup ninny.
Thankfully Mrs. Aide owes me a few favors. @bergs you will be receiving a very large invoice from Mrs. Aide shortly, now that she has withdrawn from her representation of you.
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Take that @bergs !
bergs
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Apologies Mister Small Stinging Pest….I have successfully applied for and received a patent for invoices (specifically the practice and procedure of sending people bills for the restitution of payment based on goods or services with perceived value).
Basically, you’ll need to be paying me a royalty each time you invoice me (the royalty is structured as a 120% payment relative to the invoice amount due to my exclusion by the SEC from being subject to monopolistic practices).
I look forward to your “invoices”.
bergs
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Yes, thank you, Head Berger.
Listen, what you don't know is... I'm really a Prince from Nigeria, and a family member of yours has left you 200 Million dollars. I need 15k to set up teh accounts and prove you are the relative thru DNA testing.
Plz send moneys to PayPal and u will be rich!
DeeVee8
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Does anybody have the patent on rolling meat sticks to tasty perfection? Asking for a friend.
I mentioned this to them a month ago and they said they just been too busy.
My gorilla gaming table ships soon! Went with the shuffler, sliding cup holders and usb chargers. Only wish I went a little bigger. Got the 96 inch standard size. It was expensive tho! I’m all in at $4k. Again wish I went bigger. If someone is looking for a table I’ll ship / drop off for free in ohio Wv Michigan or PA and then order the size I want lol. And you can have it what I paid for. 2-3 month wait avoided!
My gorilla gaming table ships soon! Went with the shuffler, sliding cup holders and usb chargers. Only wish I went a little bigger. Got the 96 inch standard size. It was expensive tho! I’m all in at $4k. Again wish I went bigger. If someone is looking for a table I’ll ship / drop off for free in ohio Wv Michigan or PA and then order the size I want lol. And you can have it what I paid for. 2-3 month wait avoided!
bergs
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Unpossible. My family, like most homosapien, hate me. They probably left me worthless Italian lira.
But if you want to test my DNA. I can send you something. Let me know where you want me to route my (mostly) hermetically sealed bag of feces. I make extra special for you, went to Del Taco and spent $32 USD.
Okay. My actual name is Craig and I live in Dallas TX. Plz ship first class and quickly.
bergs
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You want me to address it to:
Craig
Dallas, TX
Honest question - is this your first experience with the glory of the United States Postal Service?
No. They know me. They will catch a wiff and know exactly which house to bring it to.
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