Advertising video for a new LA private game. (1 Viewer)

I'm curious, even though that's not your type of game, does it attract the fat wallets that you can just dismantle? Or are there relatively good players there?

Off topic, I hear there are lots of poker games in Jersey that feature pork roll, bourbon, and bad movies if you're ever in town ;)

How do they pick the one good player - you, naturally - that gets to sit in the game with all of these fish?

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As far as I can tell, there are 5 types of players at these “private” high stakes ($10/$25 to $100/$200) games in LA. Depending on the game, there is an over-indexing of one or two types of players.

1. Pros: people who only play poker for a living. Spend months away at a time in Vegas, are tight-aggressive players, and some well known faces if you watch some of the livestream shows. A hallmark of these players is that many of them are simultaneously playing on their phones or iPads on Pokerrr2 or Pokersbros while in the game.

2. “Recreational Richies” — people who are super wealthy (a lot of them, for some reason, are in the cannabis space) and love the camaraderie, and play 1st level thinking type poker - calling stations that occasionally have big nights because of sheer luck. Think that any two suited cards is a calling hand pre-flop; 5-bet on the flop with top pair; you get the type.

3. “TRTF”s: These are players who understand poker, can read others well, and know when they could be beat, but very hard to bluff them out of anything, because they’re “too rich to fold”. Very dangerous player type, if you’re trying to make a move when you’re stuck. Prone to dozens of “hero calls” every night.

4: “High Stakes Wannabees”: Players who absolutely don’t have the bankroll to play these games, but are decent poker players, who buy in for the absolute minimum, and often get felted because they don’t realize that types 2 and 3 exist at these games. They’ll do 1.5 buyins and leave with shell shocked looks on their faces, mumbling over and over again, things like “you called on the flop with that?!!”

5. “Fishskins”: They look like they’re a #2, but in actuality, they’re using a lot of math and table reads to control post-flop pot sizes and action, showing hands strategically, and slotting players into appropriate categories. Look like they’re playing any two cards, but in actuality, there’s some strategy behind what’s happening.

I think One of the reasons I get invited to a lot of games is that I look like a #2 that just gets lucky. I don’t play the same game enough and consistently for anyone to really see that I win too consistently for it to be just luck. That’s my theory, anyway.
 
All that money on girls and they don't even let you piss at the table so you don't miss a hand?

How the hell do they expect to attract the real degenerate whales???!!!
Interestingly, they make money on the girls. The girls work for chip tips, and the house takes 50% of their earnings every night.
 
Interestingly, they make money on the girls. The girls work for chip tips, and the house takes 50% of their earnings every night.
That does seem to be the traditional arrangement.

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[I hasten to add I do not mean to imply that these young women are in the same line of work as those in the movie, despite there being certain similarities, both superficial and fundamental]
 
btw, I appreciate the inside look at these sorts of games. My original comment was more of a joke about the people pitching the game as "look at all the fish we've persuaded to play in our game, and we want you to play too even though we definitely don't think you're a fish".
 
As far as I can tell, there are 5 types of players at these “private” high stakes ($10/$25 to $100/$200) games in LA. Depending on the game, there is an over-indexing of one or two types of players.

1. Pros: people who only play poker for a living. Spend months away at a time in Vegas, are tight-aggressive players, and some well known faces if you watch some of the livestream shows. A hallmark of these players is that many of them are simultaneously playing on their phones or iPads on Pokerrr2 or Pokersbros while in the game.

2. “Recreational Richies” — people who are super wealthy (a lot of them, for some reason, are in the cannabis space) and love the camaraderie, and play 1st level thinking type poker - calling stations that occasionally have big nights because of sheer luck. Think that any two suited cards is a calling hand pre-flop; 5-bet on the flop with top pair; you get the type.

3. “TRTF”s: These are players who understand poker, can read others well, and know when they could be beat, but very hard to bluff them out of anything, because they’re “too rich to fold”. Very dangerous player type, if you’re trying to make a move when you’re stuck. Prone to dozens of “hero calls” every night.

4: “High Stakes Wannabees”: Players who absolutely don’t have the bankroll to play these games, but are decent poker players, who buy in for the absolute minimum, and often get felted because they don’t realize that types 2 and 3 exist at these games. They’ll do 1.5 buyins and leave with shell shocked looks on their faces, mumbling over and over again, things like “you called on the flop with that?!!”

5. “Fishskins”: They look like they’re a #2, but in actuality, they’re using a lot of math and table reads to control post-flop pot sizes and action, showing hands strategically, and slotting players into appropriate categories. Look like they’re playing any two cards, but in actuality, there’s some strategy behind what’s happening.

I think One of the reasons I get invited to a lot of games is that I look like a #2 that just gets lucky. I don’t play the same game enough and consistently for anyone to really see that I win too consistently for it to be just luck. That’s my theory, anyway.

Never heard the term "fishskins" before, but assuming you assign yourself that label?
 
Interestingly, they make money on the girls. The girls work for chip tips, and the house takes 50% of their earnings every night.
"Hey Mercedes.... That's a great outfit. Any experience detailing cars? Circular motions. Don't scratch the paint. I'll take a bread pudding too. "
 
The real good games don’t need to be advertised. Those games are actually about about protecting the fish from sharks.

I find the best way to recruit is to talk about the game, and when the person ask abiut playing tell them it’s full and you’re not taking new players at the moment. They will now beg to join. Say no the first 3 times but on the third try relent and tell them they can be on the wait list. Don’t follow up with them but If they check in twice the second time tell them a spot actually opened up and they can join if they still want.

hook. Line. Sinker.

No pictures of ladies or menus required!
The Bernie Madoff hustle. Very effective.
 
Ever since I started playing on livestreams, and especially since HSP, I have been deluged with all kinds of private game invites, and some of them are known, legit games.

But kinda like junk mail, some of the invites are ridiculous, so I thought add to this thread and share some of them as they come in. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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Ever since I started playing on livestreams, and especially since HSP, I have been deluged with all kinds of private game invites, and some of them are known, legit games.

But kinda like junk mail, some of the invites are ridiculous, so I thought add to this thread and share some of them as they come in. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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Any midget slave positions open? Asking for a friend
 
I once played music at a Bacardi event with midget Elvis impersonators and cage dancers. Most of that night is pretty hazy, but I don't remember a poker game breaking out.
Needs more midget cage dancers.
 
Ever since I started playing on livestreams, and especially since HSP, I have been deluged with all kinds of private game invites, and some of them are known, legit games.

But kinda like junk mail, some of the invites are ridiculous, so I thought add to this thread and share some of them as they come in. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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based on how seedy the invite is I wouldnt be expecting high quality chips at this location. my guess is that they probably use dice chips. :sick::vomit:. hard pass for me.
 
based on how seedy the invite is I wouldnt be expecting high quality chips at this location. my guess is that they probably use dice chips. :sick::vomit:. hard pass for me.
Oh I’m sure these games are just rip-off parties masquerading as poker nights. I would imagine high rakes, house players and more. I get a bunch of these all the time. No idea what kind of chips they use.
 
Ever since I started playing on livestreams, and especially since HSP, I have been deluged with all kinds of private game invites, and some of them are known, legit games.

But kinda like junk mail, some of the invites are ridiculous, so I thought add to this thread and share some of them as they come in. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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This is entertaining . Please keep this coming @Windwalker !
 

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