Advertising video for a new LA private game. (1 Viewer)

[Windwalker]

.......... Sorry, but it's odd to say you hired a woman for someone for a poker game. Maybe I'm a hick from Idaho, but that's just kinda gross to me.

Nothing against WW. More the way it's being offered and portrayed. That dude would be getting a serious "fuck off" if it was to me.

I just didn’t respond. I was just highlighting it as an example of what’s happening to the poker scene in places like LA. It’s not about poker anymore.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I just didn’t respond. I was just highlighting it as an example of what’s happening to the poker scene in places like LA. It’s not about poker anymore.

I get it, hence why I tried to clarify I wasn't starting shit. But I hate when people talk like people are property. And it's not like I've proven I got a filter when it comes to shit that bugs me. Hahahah

 

[Josh Kifer]

I just didn’t respond. I was just highlighting it as an example of what’s happening to the poker scene in places like LA. It’s not about poker anymore.

You want a poker scene, just WAIT till you see my basement. It has TWO (2!!!!) TVs and two slot machines.

It's like fucking Vegas!

....... Vegas!

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

Idk why but I have the urge to tag @Coyote here

 

[Josh Kifer]

Idk why but I have the urge to tag @Coyote here

I got him 4 u......

 

[Windwalker]

Idk why but I have the urge to tag @Coyote here

Probably because we’ll see another epic rant with idiosyncratic metaphors, fiery Greek sentiment and a general chastising of everything.

 

[Coyote]

Tell me what you want me to write.
I cater to weddings, baptisms and graduations as well.
Reasonable prices. Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Tell me what you want me to write.
I cater to weddings, baptisms and graduations as well.
Reasonable prices. Satisfaction guaranteed.

How much for a Bris?

 

[Coyote]

Had to google that; no words required (or any that I could write).

 

[Josh Kifer]

Had to google that; no words required (or any that I could write).

I didn't even tell you the awkward part. It's for a 28 year old. How about tree fiddy?

 

[Coyote]

I didn't even tell you the awkward part. It's for a 28 year old. How about tree fiddy?

Closest joking crap I 've ever written on the 'net, on another forum, still off-topic of course, was about an urgent plea by a male for advice about shaving his genitals.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Closest joking crap I 've ever written on the 'net, on another forum, still off-topic of course, was about an urgent plea by a male for advice about shaving his genitals.

That was me on PCF.... Why do you bring up all my mistakes constantly??!

 

[Coyote]

Distance is a bitch.
We could have a much better time if all this nonsense was exchanged in person.
Oh Krish, won't you buy us the air tickets?

 

[Coyote]

Enough with the derailing.
I 'll go back to the main topic, which is the prostitutional promotion of healthy activities otherwise unrelated to prostitution.

I was very satisfied by the service offered by a taxi driver once (I guess most of them are filthy dishonest bastards not just in Athens or Greece, but rather in any place on Earth), so I asked for his business card.
He surprisingly had one to give me. Upon stepping out from the taxi, I was surprised to read "Give us the opportunity to talk to you about your beauty"
It took me some seconds to realise that this was the back side of the card, advertising his wife's beauty salon.

 

[Irish]

Enough with the derailing.
I 'll go back to the main topic, which is the prostitutional promotion of healthy activities otherwise unrelated to prostitution.

I was very satisfied by the service offered by a taxi driver once (I guess most of them are filthy dishonest bastards not just in Athens or Greece, but rather in any place on Earth), so I asked for his business card.
He surprisingly had one to give me. Upon stepping out from the taxi, I was surprised to read "Give us the opportunity to talk to you about your beauty"
It took me some seconds to realise that this was the back side of the card, advertising his wife's beauty salon.

I seriously need to get you and @BonScot to a Jersey meetup at the same time (with a little booze). I don't think I'd play a hand of actual poker all weekend.....

 

[Coyote]

I seriously need to get you and @BonScot to a Jersey meetup at the same time (with a little booze). I don't think I'd play a hand of actual poker all weekend.....

Yeah, screw poker. It's a solved dull game.

I 'd need you as an interpreter though, 'cause I don't think I can understand, phonetically, the language @BonScot speaks.
Hell, I might need some help understanding any foreign language, when I have a hard time understanding my own mother tongue, if uttered.
I 'm not retarded, I ' m just a former artillery soldier...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Hell, nobody speaks Scottish. Not even other Scots. They just mumble and slur, and hope that in a deep-fried drunken stupor someone will know what they said.

 

[Coyote]

I 'd use subtitles for most of the films.

 

[JWC]

Yeah, screw poker. It's a solved dull game.

I 'd need you as an interpreter though, 'cause I don't think I can understand, phonetically, the language @BonScot speaks.
Hell, I might need some help understanding any foreign language, when I have a hard time understanding my own mother tongue, if uttered.
I 'm not retarded, I ' m just a former artillery soldier...

Many years ago my company sent me to Belfast, Northern Ireland for a meeting on the rules of electronic bingo. I remember sitting in the room thinking that I know that they are speaking English, but I have no idea what they are saying.

 

[BonScot]

I seriously need to get you and @BonScot to a Jersey meetup at the same time (with a little booze). I don't think I'd play a hand of actual poker all weekend.....

I’ll bring some hostesses from Glasgow to help you promote your game…

 

[BonScot]

just mumble and slur

You’ve nailed it

 

[BGinGA]

I’ll bring some hostesses from Glasgow to help you promote your game…

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Dude..... please learn how to use the spoiler feature....

 

[Anthony Martino]

They didn’t allow photos at the table, but I snuck in a quick shot while coming back from the restroom.

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All that money on girls and they don't even let you piss at the table so you don't miss a hand?

How the hell do they expect to attract the real degenerate whales???!!!

 

[JP1984]

I’ll bring some hostesses from Glasgow to help you promote your game…

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This put me off my breakfast

 

[BonScot]

This put me off my breakfast

Don’t worry, they’ll eat it for you

 

[BELGRADE]

@Windwalker
Next time I come to LA you have to take me to play there

 

[BearMetal]

I just didn’t respond. I was just highlighting it as an example of what’s happening to the poker scene in places like LA. It’s not about poker anymore.

I'm curious, even though that's not your type of game, does it attract the fat wallets that you can just dismantle? Or are there relatively good players there?

Off topic, I hear there are lots of poker games in Jersey that feature pork roll, bourbon, and bad movies if you're ever in town

 

[CrazyEddie]

How do they pick the one good player - you, naturally - that gets to sit in the game with all of these fish?

 

[Highli99]

The real good games don’t need to be advertised. Those games are actually about about protecting the fish from sharks.

I find the best way to recruit is to talk about the game, and when the person ask abiut playing tell them it’s full and you’re not taking new players at the moment. They will now beg to join. Say no the first 3 times but on the third try relent and tell them they can be on the wait list. Don’t follow up with them but If they check in twice the second time tell them a spot actually opened up and they can join if they still want.

hook. Line. Sinker.

No pictures of ladies or menus required!

 

[jrs146]

Lol. What an advertisement!