Sold Who likes melons? (1 Viewer)

Now that I’ve got your attention and got you in the thread, I can get to the point.

Up for sale are 60 Jack $25’s, AKA Melons, sandias, MELONES!!! Minty mint, still chalky. My cash and tourney sets already have plenty and I don’t need these.

$140, shipped CONUS

• Priority will be given to buyer of largest quantity if they aren’t all sold together
• PayPal F&F
• Buyer is responsible for international shipping. Please take this into consideration prior to placing dibs.

Pr0n, because who doesn’t want to see pr0n of melons? Something tells me this thread is about to get interesting

 

[BearMetal]

What's the estimated shipping from the ISS where I assume you took these gorgeous photos

 

[horseshoez]

What's the estimated shipping from the ISS where I assume you took these gorgeous photos

Just as fast as it would be from my house, which as you already know is pretty f’ing fast haha

 

[UnicornFlash]

@L3urntout

 

[The_dude]

Great pictures! GLWS

 

[BSteck]

 

[mattross1313]

@Thisfiendis138 - get in here!! These are way cooler than Isle's! LFG

 

[Grimace]

 

[horseshoez]

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[horseshoez]

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Headed in the direction I thought it would. Who would’ve known?!

 

[Rieguy]

 

[Bad Toad]

With a title to the sale like that, I had to click.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Quick decision

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Dibs. PM sent

 

[L3urntout]

@UnicornFlash

Thanks for the tag but im good now, my lost shipment came in!

 

[horseshoez]

These are sold, however in the best interest of “melons” I will be leaving this thread open a little longer. If you like melons, feel free to chime in

 

[Thisfiendis138]

These are sold, however in the best interest of “melons” I will be leaving this thread open a little longer. If you like melons, feel free to chime in

 

[moose]

 

[horseshoez]

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Any Jack Nicholson GIF is a winner in my book. Touché.

 

[moose]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Any Jack Nicholson GIF is a winner in my book. Touché.

Love that GIF. Works in more ways than one in this instance

 

[BillyBluff]

Thigh-crushed melons anyone (and I'm not about to argue)?!

 

[johnjohn]

great marketing!

 

[PokerDots]

Damnnnn this is some hot pr0n!! Nice sale

 

[horseshoez]

Bet you guys didn’t expect this one,

 

[Grimace]

 

[cpiaaq]

She does:

 

[horseshoez]

Alrighty then. Now that this so-called sale is concluded, it’s time to reveal the real reason it was created in the first place; to expose all the perverts on the forum so we all know who you are.

Ciao.