These chips have been voted off the island. None were selected alone for purchase in the great singles, samples, sample sets, and tiny lots sale and have since they have fallen into deep despair.
Whereas they were previously merely forgotten and left to live alone in near isolation on the guest room shelf, their fears have now been confirmed as they were not desired by a single user on this forum. I confess even I now look at them with barely disguised disgust. Like ugly, disfigured children, they remain locked in a room away from the cruel world that would mock them and on which they would be utter parasites.
But not anymore. Now they are unleashed. For a mere pittance* (plus postage) they can be yours.
*pittance = $25
They are, starting from the top left and moving around in whatever direction I want because you're only paying a pittance so get over yourself with your directional preferences:
Majestic sample set (Not feeling that majestic these days. Pun of the year.)
Revel $5 (Chip was so shitty they closed the casino.)
Paulson manufacturer's sample (Maybe plum, but who gives a shit with these crappy chips?)
Game On Chip Company 39mm manufacturer's samples
Argosy .50 (Argo see about hiring a better graphic designer.)
Horseshoe Southern Indiana $1 (Chipco) (What's worse than playing poker in southern Indiana? Playing poker in southern Indiana with this chip.)
BPOE (Elks Club. Is an elk a moose? Who cares?)
2-stripe garbage chips (20 total, 2 of each beautiful color. Maybe the most valuable chips here.)
Taj Mahal $2.50 (Had no self-esteem to begin with to be honest since it has lived in squalor all its life.)
Crystal Oyster sample set (missing .05 chip) (Not feeling that crystal these days. Second best pun of the year.)
Scroll mold 8V china clay sample set (originally sold by The Chip Room) (Will probably disintegrate in the envelope on the way to you.)
Abbiati 39mm manufacturer's samples (I think "abbiati" is Italian for "shit.")
Several of the above are still live or otherwise redeemable for face value, but I told them that no one was ever taking them home because they are disgusting and should be happy living in a shoebox with the rest of the rejects.
Whereas they were previously merely forgotten and left to live alone in near isolation on the guest room shelf, their fears have now been confirmed as they were not desired by a single user on this forum. I confess even I now look at them with barely disguised disgust. Like ugly, disfigured children, they remain locked in a room away from the cruel world that would mock them and on which they would be utter parasites.
But not anymore. Now they are unleashed. For a mere pittance* (plus postage) they can be yours.
*pittance = $25
They are, starting from the top left and moving around in whatever direction I want because you're only paying a pittance so get over yourself with your directional preferences:
Majestic sample set (Not feeling that majestic these days. Pun of the year.)
Revel $5 (Chip was so shitty they closed the casino.)
Paulson manufacturer's sample (Maybe plum, but who gives a shit with these crappy chips?)
Game On Chip Company 39mm manufacturer's samples
Argosy .50 (Argo see about hiring a better graphic designer.)
Horseshoe Southern Indiana $1 (Chipco) (What's worse than playing poker in southern Indiana? Playing poker in southern Indiana with this chip.)
BPOE (Elks Club. Is an elk a moose? Who cares?)
2-stripe garbage chips (20 total, 2 of each beautiful color. Maybe the most valuable chips here.)
Taj Mahal $2.50 (Had no self-esteem to begin with to be honest since it has lived in squalor all its life.)
Crystal Oyster sample set (missing .05 chip) (Not feeling that crystal these days. Second best pun of the year.)
Scroll mold 8V china clay sample set (originally sold by The Chip Room) (Will probably disintegrate in the envelope on the way to you.)
Abbiati 39mm manufacturer's samples (I think "abbiati" is Italian for "shit.")
Several of the above are still live or otherwise redeemable for face value, but I told them that no one was ever taking them home because they are disgusting and should be happy living in a shoebox with the rest of the rejects.
