Hilarious story. Saturday night was the one time a year live tournament for a small online league I’m in. T5000 25/50 20 minutes blind rounds. Blinds are 150/300 and I’m sucking air, down to $2100 due to bad calls and draw outs against me, and a player notices my Oreo card protector. Thinks it’s a real cookie and grabs it to take a bite to mess with me. Finds out it’s 3D printed and goes NUTS OVER it, it gets passed around to everyone before being returned to me. I proceed to go on a card rush, and run over the table on my way to a win, high hand, and collect 3 bounties for an overall +$400 night, big at our stakes. As I’m leaving I hear in the background, “ shoulda never touched that fucking Oreo.”. ROFLMAO!!!