Alright it's time to pick a winner! It looks like 78 people submitted entries, and to make things easy I'm going to generate a number between 1 and 81 (the post number of the last entry). If it lands on one of my posts or a duplicate post by someone I'll re-roll it.
Using numbergenerator.org, the result is:
Post # 58 was made by @realcdn. Congrats @realcdn, a PM is incoming and thanks everyone else for participating!