The natural progression of a new poker player:
Level 1: That was fun! I had


, against


and I got him! I can't wait to come back! Soooooooooted!
Level 2: Yea! I made it to break! Two face cards are important! I love this... I'm getting
good!
Level 3: Woah! I made the final table! I folded 2 pair, That was a tough lay-down, but you also have to think about what your opponent has. Smart!
Level 4: Awwwww, so close, I bubbled! Is there a cash game?
Level 5: Made the money. Min-cash, make it RAAAAIIINNNN!!!!!
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Level 6: My first victory! I'm the king of the world! Maybe I should go pro...
Level 7: LAG in seat 4 raises, and I look down to


. Drooler Re-pops my 3-bet, Lag folds and I jam. Drooler turns up


and the board runs out



. F***'*n game sucks. See you next week.