NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Friend finally asked how I made the rulings in these games rather than just taking it as a law so I showed them the printed RRoP I had. Hilarity ensued. Some of the qualms:
"No fuckin profanity? Is this really our rulebook?"
"Creating a disturbance by arguing or shouting is illegal? Do they think nuns are playing in this game?"
"Telling anyone to turn a hand faceup at the showdown is illegal? Mike does that all the time, thats bullshit."
"Cash is not permitted on the table, eh? Nothing but seashells I guess."
"Only one person may play a hand, just like Mike will play his hand soon as he gets home."
"No one is allowed to play another player's chips? I've been playing with @NotRealNameNoSir 's chips all night after that bluff. Rules are bullshit."
"No non-players at the table, cant sit here Alejandro you haven't played a hand in 2 hours asshole."
They stopped at the rules sections, didnt get any farther. Mike definitely caught some strays.
"No fuckin profanity? Is this really our rulebook?"
"Creating a disturbance by arguing or shouting is illegal? Do they think nuns are playing in this game?"
"Telling anyone to turn a hand faceup at the showdown is illegal? Mike does that all the time, thats bullshit."
"Cash is not permitted on the table, eh? Nothing but seashells I guess."
"Only one person may play a hand, just like Mike will play his hand soon as he gets home."
"No one is allowed to play another player's chips? I've been playing with @NotRealNameNoSir 's chips all night after that bluff. Rules are bullshit."
"No non-players at the table, cant sit here Alejandro you haven't played a hand in 2 hours asshole."
They stopped at the rules sections, didnt get any farther. Mike definitely caught some strays.
