How much money do you make? (1 Viewer)

[Josh Kifer]

Bless your heart

Did you just insult me in Georgia??!

 

[doughboy63]

I'm in grad school, so currently unemployed. I selected the range prior to starting school. When I finish, I will jump up 3 to 4 levels though. That is 16 months away

 

[Booshme]

I'm in grad school, so currently unemployed. I selected the range prior to starting school. When I finish, I will jump up 3 to 4 levels though. That is 16 months away

That’s not long man! Make that a smile!!

 

[pltrgyst]

How can you be retired without income?

 

[GamingWithChips]

How can you be retired without income?

Because old people aren't rich...Catch up!

edit...this is a joke, just so it's clear to everyone

 

[ekricket]

How can you be retired without income?

There is some ground breaking research that has just came out.


People that live longer tend to accumulate more stuff. They can’t keep everything, so they tend to keep the valuable things.
Thats it. Hard work and saving, timing housing markets, car markets, none of that matters.

It took a poker chip site member to put the dots together in that one.

Shit, have to make an edit

I forgot they also defined the poverty line as being able to afford Paulsons or not.

 

[RadicusScout]

 

[UnicornFlash]

Do poker winnings count? Cause that’ll drop me down a few brackets if we count losses

@CraigT78

 

[Darson]

How much money do I make? Apparently not enough to keep up with my wife’s spending habits. This is the reason why I haven’t made any major chip purchases in a while…

 

[Hot Nuts]

Am I supposed to subtract my poker losses?

 

[Labrat]

How much money do I make? Apparently not enough to keep up with my wife’s spending habits. This is the reason why I haven’t made any major chip purchases in a while…

Welcome to marriage.

 

[Darson]

Welcome to marriage.

Welcome? It’s been over 20 years!

 

[Eriks]

How can you be retired without income?

 

[acezag]

I think "retired" being on the bottom of the range skews the results, unless a lot of our elders retired atop their chip hoards in poverty, which seems unlikely (but now that I think of it, would make a great movie).

 

[w00zie]

Tree fiddy (more or less)

 

[Taghkanic]

How can you be retired without income?

It’s unlikely, but in theory if you retired with $3 million held in a non-interest cash account, you could live on $100K per year for 30 years without any income.

NOTE: I am not a licensed financial advisor or planner and your results may vary

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Can’t believe the last option wasn’t Windwalker

 

[Highli99]

I only disclose my income in terms of SDONK, the official cypto currency of poker chip collecting. Please update the ranges accordingly k thanks.

 

[CraigT78]

@CraigT78

The government pays my rent, food, and medical I'm so bad at poker.

 

[MC_CPA]

Maybe they'll even figure out yellow and triangular spots by then (fingers crossed).

It must be very trickt if they can't nail down a bright yellow

 

[EmptyPocs]

Can’t believe the last option wasn’t Windwalker

per hand

 

[pltrgyst]

It’s unlikely, but in theory if you retired with $3 million held in a non-interest cash account, you could live on $100K per year for 30 years without any income.

Even in that case, you'd have to avoid drawing Social Security in order for the government to agree that you have no income.

I've just celebrated the fifteenth anniversary of my retirement, and it's a bit surprising what the IRS classifies as income...