bergs
Royal Flush
Why am I selling?
I need to sadly move these so that I may cobble together a meager roll that enables me to continue dusting stacks at live poker.
The entire poker community at PCF would appreciate you buying these chips. It’s contributions like yours that make profitable poker possible for others.
Please help me, to help all of you.
What’s for sale?
100 25c
200 $1
500 $5
100 $25
100 $100
20 43mm $500
20 43 mm $1000
1040 chips, plus…
Anything else?
I have spares of every denomination, plus I’ll throw in some Truman’s House commemorative chips.
Each USPS LFRB is taped meticulously by the Sisters of the Divine Faith here in Arizona, and are blessed with Holy Water to ensure safe passage to you. Pixies assist in the packing process, which is supervised by a former administrator of OSHA to ensure complete workplace compliance for your state of mind.
Yes, this is supposed to sound like an Aviation Gin commercial. I studied at the foot of the master.
Seriously, anything else?
I would have included some rungood, but I seem to be fresh out. For this reason, every package will be packed with tissues from the same box I used to wipe my tears as I returned home penniless after casino session in the 2nd half of 2023.
No, really, what the fuck else?
FINE, FINE, FINE. I’ll throw in an unused setup into the box. And ChipCo racks for each rack that fit them perfectly. But that’s it, that’s all I’ve got, I’m dyin’ ovahhh heaaahhh.
What does all of this cost?
1040 chips, plus spares, plus the commemorative chips, the setup, the racks, and I throw in my hopes, dreams, aspirations, glorious purpose, delusions of grandeur, and unrealized potential.
Yours for just one easy payment of $395.
How much for just the unrealized potential and glorious purpose?
$17.25, no discounts or refunds. You’ll need an FTP server and an encrypted USB drive. I will visit you and tattoo the password for the USB in your armpit for safekeeping.
Anything else?
No. I’m exhausted. This is all I’ve got. I beseech you, buy these fucking things so I have money to stick it in 5 ways at Big O with A-4-9-T-K with one suit (K9). You’re my only hope. You, and 4 clean outs on the—- (dealer rolls turn) —- correction, 2 clean outs on the river.
Other stuff:
- I take PP and Venmo
- PP means PayPal
- I will not take your actual PP
- WAKANDA FOREVER
(Translation free shipping to CONUS4EVAH)
I need to sadly move these so that I may cobble together a meager roll that enables me to continue dusting stacks at live poker.
The entire poker community at PCF would appreciate you buying these chips. It’s contributions like yours that make profitable poker possible for others.
Please help me, to help all of you.
What’s for sale?
100 25c
200 $1
500 $5
100 $25
100 $100
20 43mm $500
20 43 mm $1000
1040 chips, plus…
Anything else?
I have spares of every denomination, plus I’ll throw in some Truman’s House commemorative chips.
Each USPS LFRB is taped meticulously by the Sisters of the Divine Faith here in Arizona, and are blessed with Holy Water to ensure safe passage to you. Pixies assist in the packing process, which is supervised by a former administrator of OSHA to ensure complete workplace compliance for your state of mind.
Yes, this is supposed to sound like an Aviation Gin commercial. I studied at the foot of the master.
Seriously, anything else?
I would have included some rungood, but I seem to be fresh out. For this reason, every package will be packed with tissues from the same box I used to wipe my tears as I returned home penniless after casino session in the 2nd half of 2023.
No, really, what the fuck else?
FINE, FINE, FINE. I’ll throw in an unused setup into the box. And ChipCo racks for each rack that fit them perfectly. But that’s it, that’s all I’ve got, I’m dyin’ ovahhh heaaahhh.
What does all of this cost?
1040 chips, plus spares, plus the commemorative chips, the setup, the racks, and I throw in my hopes, dreams, aspirations, glorious purpose, delusions of grandeur, and unrealized potential.
Yours for just one easy payment of $395.
How much for just the unrealized potential and glorious purpose?
$17.25, no discounts or refunds. You’ll need an FTP server and an encrypted USB drive. I will visit you and tattoo the password for the USB in your armpit for safekeeping.
Anything else?
No. I’m exhausted. This is all I’ve got. I beseech you, buy these fucking things so I have money to stick it in 5 ways at Big O with A-4-9-T-K with one suit (K9). You’re my only hope. You, and 4 clean outs on the—- (dealer rolls turn) —- correction, 2 clean outs on the river.
Other stuff:
- I take PP and Venmo
- PP means PayPal
- I will not take your actual PP
- WAKANDA FOREVER
(Translation free shipping to CONUS4EVAH)
