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Price reduced, you mooks, come make your boring tournaments fun with public shaming.

We do in fact play a single table 1/2 however it plays more like a 2/5 at times. The max buy set at $400 but as the night progresses and stack sizes increase sometimes that number is negotiated….. From time to time I have a few friends that play smaller so I try to accommodate a .50/1.00 game...

...Yeah, some people love the red but when you see it in stacks as the workhorse it'll come naturally, just use whatever makes you happy. My mooks still ask what each is worth and its printed on it so I stopped caring what they thought. If you're looking for 1/2 or even 1/1, 300 1s is a ton and...

Disclaimer: I play with complete apes for nickels and dimes at my home game, and with smooth-brained mooks at the casino for $1/3. This info just covers the bottom of the barrel, where I belong. No silver bullets of course, but some very reliable ones, especially verbal. If his examples were...

Dont dare apologize about a chipstack homie, well done! First home game in a few years while also teaching mooks how to play and dealing and shuffling. Clearly I had not taken full advantage of this magical place yet: Sounds like the game ran and it was a rousing success. Good job! Players...

This is so tough! Hard to get the squirrels to come on time. I have tried many things, but food seems to be the best lure. When I host, we usually eat a decent meal. I tell everyone that the food will arrive at XXX time (we eat before the game). That usually gets a decent amount of folks to come...

I take a rake for promotions only and give away money with fun games for those who arrive on time. For example, $100 wheel spin who has the highest 3 card hand with my wheel for those arriving on time.

Yeah, cash is great like that, you can come and go as you want. Tournaments suck in that regard, almost everyone shows up at starting time which always just a pain in the ass. Not knowing when your players are going to show up or how long they are going to stay is much better.

ALRIGHT, so it's not just my mooks. How do you all instill a need to get there on time for cash games? New house with a new player pool, tough to build that culture. Guess I have to sit each one down and explain how tough it is to just hang and wait when the game never lasts long and we're...

Physical oceanography here, had to pause the goddamn game so a couple of mooks could work out the probability of an OESD. Wouldnt take my word for it, had to derive it lol.

God, I had an annoying new player in my game that was less new than the other mooks and she was guiding first time players to separating their profit to the side. Very frustrating; wouldn't mind her doing it but telling people to put their original $5 aside led to the nittiest game AT NICKEL AND...

Oh, 100%, I dont take advice from any of these mooks, and its my house/cards/chips/liquor so they know we dont take demands. Hell, I dont even take song requests.

$25, you mooks.

...those positions. Those who didn't get picked thanks for reaching out with stories, still loved reading them and seeing some pics. To the mooks below, expect a battle sometime tonight! @Benjaminotaur @Klobberer @GOBLINxKING @Mrs Poker Zombie @Machine @brewdawg @suited67 @KHarp1 @MrBoosh

Thankful for the mooks on this forum, and got the chance to demonstrate some properties of the deep ocean. This may be of no interest but we'll see, love to share my passions. Grew up as a beach bum on the Jersey shore. Deep sea oceanography is fascinating, but not in the same way most...

Everyone says GET SAMPLES GET SAMPLES and then you end up with hundreds of samples, bunch of MOOKS. I purchased most of these, was given some, but pinky swear Im losing money on this. If you're offended message me, Ill send you a funny meme and then we good. Just clearing racks now that I know...

You're right. I just found it easier to teach someone how to play with four-colors and them then later learning most of us only use two. From the few folks we taught how to play they found it useful, especially in games like PLO/stud.

Until they head to the other 90% of card games that don't use one. That's my worry, get mooks used to the idea of 4 colors then they expect to see blue/green in a game and don't think about possible flushes.

I’m ready to give up. Sell my KEMS (which I’m afraid to put in play,) sell my unobtainable cartamundi Neders and Tobagos (which I’m afraid to put in play) and just buy a shitton of those new statesmen colors, if they’re really gonna be $6 per deck.

Do you have mooks that constantly forget what cards they have in hold'em, let ALONE three hands worth of cards? My worry is the card bending that's been shown to happen after peeking with a card capper on. I've been nervous to teach my players to cap their cards because of this...