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  1. NotRealNameNoSir

    How to become a pro

    Head to twoplustwo forums, way more serious players there. Some pros here for sure but most of us mooks just like the chips. Definitely possible, but it'll take a lot of learning. Youve enjoyed and had an affinity, what does that look like? What results do you have, and are you playing online...
  2. NotRealNameNoSir

    Most obvious live tells at casinos

    Welcome! I have lots of fun with this. Obviously they're never going to be the oreo tell from Rounders, but lots of helpful info from low stakes mooks. To start, after you fold just watch the people driving the action. How they sit, hold their cards, spend time between action, and what they have...
  3. NotRealNameNoSir

    Giveaway The Worst Cards in the World

    ALRIGHT MOOKS! THEY ARRIVED! Thanks for the cigar as well, good yard gar during these hot weeks. Im gonna crack these bad boys open. Case is nicer than expected, first impression.
  4. NotRealNameNoSir

    PAHWM: Live $1/3, Attractive Hero has lucky Sevens

    ...the board counterfeited his two pair and the same tells seemed reliable. Like @TheJestyr mentioned, chip glance is fa-a-a-ntastic with live mooks. I was attempting to set my own price but I think its just too small and silly. This is the part I have the most trouble with: he's got a very...
  5. NotRealNameNoSir

    Player Breakdown for New Home Game?

    Can mods delete this? My views have evolved, I realized I wayyy overbought on "Mooks that say they love poker but then show up and don't know the hand rankings"; honestly my game doesn't need more than 1 or 2 of these on the swingiest nights, was silly to get all 4.
  6. buffalojim

    WSOP drama

    Sorry, but screw the people. I'm all for no phones. People are too damn distracted and I don't want to be held up because some douchbag is twittering. My solution would be that everyone is issued one of those weird bags you get at some concerts, which are great btw, your phone and other...
  7. NotRealNameNoSir

    WSOP drama

    Seems simple, but people are addicted to their phones these days. If you say no phones while sitting at the table you may have mooks getting up and walking a foot or two away from the table. I don't like the idea of players having to police what other players are doing on their phones during the...
  8. NotRealNameNoSir

    72 Hours of Bagpipes - Wellness Check?

    Jesus Christ, I come back here and it says "21 Viewers" before I even share the update, you mooks are insatiable. Did somebody link this wierdness somewhere or are you guys checking every weekend?! Its been very loud lately coming from the house. No more bagpipes, now just the very thuddy...
  9. NotRealNameNoSir

    Controversial Chip & Poker Opinions

    Back on track, you mooks: I like the $2 chip for 1/3. Hell yeah, I'm gonna throw out 2 chips that together equal $3. Hell yeah I'm gonna appreciate getting one chip as change when I throw a $5 for my BB. Hell yeah I'm gonna bet it weirdly later on to negate all efficiency benefits, like $47...
  10. bernielomax

    Tourney To use or not to use, a dealer button

    In a self dealt game it would be irresponsible to ask a player to look at the backs of the cards in front of them, observe the color and then look around the table to see who has that particular colored deck in front of them. It would also be irresponsible to ask a player to observe who...
  11. NotRealNameNoSir

    Tourney To use or not to use, a dealer button

    Dealer button every time. Remind people position matters, and can easily see whos next to act because my apes always put the stub down between streets. And before any of you mooks tell me to teach them not to, dont worry about it, we just learned how to check instead of folding.
  12. NotRealNameNoSir

    Heading back to North Carolina

    He's moving to NC you mooks!
  13. NotRealNameNoSir

    Lodge live stream security

    ...it says LIVE in the title and they want people to be enraptured by the action. They want you to feel like you're part of a community of mooks watching along with it, that's also why commentators engage with chat. They want you to think the hands are happening THAT SECOND AND DON'T LOOK AWAY...
  14. JMC9389

    Derail and WTF Merge Thread

    I really want to hear what song they had in mind to answer this age old question.
  15. NotRealNameNoSir

    Derail and WTF Merge Thread

    Spotify screen at work this morning. Cant escape you mooks.
  16. NotRealNameNoSir

    Official Home Game Pics Thread!

    ...be a good mix. Things I'm going to subtly use at my game to teach him: -MUCH better cards -nicer chips -padded rail/table -betting limits on the stud games Looking forward to it. His group is fine with adding on and rebuying, will hopefully teach my mooks its okay to lose that first little...
  17. NotRealNameNoSir

    Player Breakdown for New Home Game?

    ...Apes that may cancel 5 mins before 2x Online players who will be upset if the fish "string bets" for 75cents total 1x Wife 4x Mooks that say they love poker but then show up and don't know the hand rankings Total Bank: 21 players I feel good for this as a starting set but if my game's going...
  18. NotRealNameNoSir

    Sold Make Tournaments Fun: Shuffle the scalps of the slain- Bounty Chips, Scrub Donkeys, Reduced Price

    Lowered again, you mooks. This is cheaper than BRPro if they were to give you free shipping. Can also haggle for chips/cards/whatever
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