COTS 7 - The Ace of Spudz - April 9-11th 2026 (7 Viewers)

[RocAFella1]

Is the shirt a hint? Is it this, but for mustard?

 

[WedgeRock]

DO NOT WANT MUSTARD.

 

[bergs]

Someone is going to unveil their invention in a few days. Only a 1400 mile 20 hour drive to watch the chaos, have fun all!View attachment 1663190

Kinda wanna flip Roca over in that pic and squeeze him. I mean, more than usual, anyway.

 

[bergs]

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I love the frac bandolier

 

[acezag]

Someone is going to unveil their invention in a few days. Only a 1400 mile 20 hour drive to watch the chaos, have fun all!View attachment 1663190

What unholy union of Derailment-Shuffle-Chihuahua-based hell are we in for?

 

[inca911]

What unholy union of Derailment-Shuffle-Chihuahua-based hell are we in for?

Smart money says you will get to play: “Thermo nuclear Armageddon pineapple omajack”. As Robin Williams’ Mrs. Doubtfire said, brace yourself, Effie….

 

[Schmendr1ck]

DO NOT WANT MUSTARD.

This picture is missing a pint glass full of mustard.

 

[chippitydoodah]

PEOPLE WANT THE MUSTARD. THEY DEMAND THE MUSTARD.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Y'ALL CANT HANDLE THIS MAIN EVENT SET.

 

[bergs]

Y'ALL CANT HANDLE THIS MAIN EVENT SET.

How we will play, then?

I’m starting to think this meetup isn’t well thought out.

(Scene: 21 drunken poker players, each clutching cash for a tourney buyin)

(Josh runs through house in his underwear with a birdcage of unidentifiable chips)

Josh: “You’ll never get to handle MY PRECCCCIOOOOUSSSS CHIPPPPEEEES”

 

[bergs]

I mean I’m a fucking tourney donk, but at some point, even I have to handle the chips, correct?

 

[Josh Kifer]

How we will play, then?

I’m starting to think this meetup isn’t well thought out.

(Scene: 21 drunken poker players, each clutching cash for a tourney buyin)

(Josh runs through house in his underwear with a birdcage of unidentifiable chips)

Josh: “You’ll never get to handle MY PRECCCCIOOOOUSSSS CHIPPPPEEEES”

This is kinda how it goes. Tighty whiteys and a cane. It's like a Benny Hill skit.

 

[acezag]

How we will play, then?

I’m starting to think this meetup isn’t well thought out.

(Scene: 21 drunken poker players, each clutching cash for a tourney buyin)

(Josh runs through house in his underwear with a birdcage of unidentifiable chips)

Josh: “You’ll never get to handle MY PRECCCCIOOOOUSSSS CHIPPPPEEEES”

 

[acezag]

Officially looking like shorts weather in Boise

 

[RocAFella1]

Officially looking like shorts weather in Boise

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One man's shorts weather is another man's (@k9dr) parka and Uggs weather.

 

[RocAFella1]

It's like a Benny Hill skit.

I love hibachi shrimp and onion volcanoes!

 

[Josh Kifer]

The Cheesecakery made us two custom cheesecakes for the meetup for dessert one of the nights.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[bergs]

I will be making Squirt Palomas on Thursday.

 

[RocAFella1]

I will be making pulled pork on Thursday.

 

[bergs]

(Feel like I’m being one-upped. Not taking this lying down).

I will be making a potato soufflé on Friday, accompanied by steamed green beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[bergs]

 

[bergs]

^ recreationally, of course. No ill will at all. I just like to see you fly, little bird

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I got here early, just in case.

I was through security in two minutes.

 

[extreme517]

Gotta study how to be a luck box...some light reading on the plane:

 

[Sprouty]

 

[bergs]

I got here early, just in case.

I was through security in two minutes.

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….its at this moment that Chris realized he went to an arboretums in Bouzee, Ohio, and that a terrible, tragic mistake had been made.

 

[bergs]

Nobody give Sprouty a running start this weekend. I don’t want to watch him disrobe.

 

[Josh Kifer]

SOUND THE HORN! COTS IS HERE