The Official RPC Showcase thread (1 Viewer)

[bergs]

Good advice. Probably time for me to check out of this hypocrisy infested thread before my irritable bowl syndrome causes requires a cleanup.

So I'll just leave you all with this.

1) I was not involved in this NAGB.
2) If you buy and resell chips for a profit, it is a bad look to criticize others for doing the same.
3) If you were involved in a previous NAGB and held silent or outright lied to others about the details, it is a bad look to criticize others for not divulging information in a different NAGB.
4) If you throw poo at others, always expect poo to be thrown back in return.

Adios

I dunno, can we get another take, less manifesto, more riddled with angst and regret?

 

[horseshoez]

Wait, why are we aiming for G rated? You gotta admit, the thought of Kermit the frog raping a human in an alley for looking at Miss Piggy the wrong way is pretty funny.

 

[TheDuke]

Everyone is so angry. At the lemon guy for being a mastermind. At each other. At each other's mother.

If people are really salty, snitching to Angel/GPI ain't the way. Report them to the tax agency. Who thinks the tens/hundreds of thousands being made is being reported properly as income?

Lemon guy is Canadian so:

https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-ag...uspected-tax-cheating-in-canada-overview.html

For any Americans you want to report:

https://www.irs.gov/compliance/whistleblower-office

 

[Josh Kifer]

The defense rests!

 

[Changster]

Snitches get stitches… don’t scoop so low as to be a freakin rat

 

[chipinla]

What’s a NAGB?

 

[Josh Kifer]

 

[bergs]

TheDuke (laments why everyone is so angry)

Also TheDuke: “Let’s catch them in tax evasion like a nerdier Al Capone”

Lemonzest: “Who is Al Capone?”

Me: Scheduling shitposting strategy session in Microsoft Teams with Josh.

 

[TheDuke]

What’s a NAGB?

Negative
Angry
Griping
Bitching

 

[bergs]

Beat me by 15 seconds damnit

 

[juankay20]

LETS GO
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/charity-auction-hyatt-1-lake-tahoe-free-play-day-blue.83628/

 

[RivieraDanny]

Wait, why are we aiming for G rated? You gotta admit, the thought of Kermit the frog raping a human in an alley for looking at Miss Piggy the wrong way is pretty funny.

Whilst Mapes 100's fall out his butt....

 

[Josh Kifer]

TheDuke (laments why everyone is so angry)

Also TheDuke: “Let’s catch them in tax evasion like a nerdier Al Capone”

Lemonzest: “Who is Al Capone?”

Me: Scheduling shitposting strategy session in Microsoft Teams with Josh.

Okay. So I've watched the "how to play pocket jacks" video 14 times. I think I figured it out......

Ber... Bergs ... You're on mute.... Bergs.... Ber.... Bergs.... You're on mute. Goddamn... Bergs....

*Realizing I'm talking to a bowling ball*

 

[TheDuke]

TheDuke (laments why everyone is so angry)

Also TheDuke: “Let’s catch them in tax evasion like a nerdier Al Capone”

Lemonzest: “Who is Al Capone?”

Me: Scheduling shitposting strategy session in Microsoft Teams with Josh.

Just doing my best to throw some gasoline on this dumpster fire.

I'm too poor to actually participate in this hobby these days so I can only live vicariously by reading posts of all you rich folk.

 

[juankay20]

Not RPC pr0n but pr0n nevertheless https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/charity-auction-hyatt-1-lake-tahoe-free-play-day-blue.83628/

 

[WedgeRock]

Want the prices to come down? Stop paying those prices for them until they do.

CPC is not amused.

 

[chipinla]

LETS GO
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/charity-auction-hyatt-1-lake-tahoe-free-play-day-blue.83628/

This is brilliant marketing right here. It’s up there with the Girl Scouts selling cookies outside of dispensaries ha.

 

[RivieraDanny]

Schnitzengruben prOn!

 

[juankay20]

This is brilliant marketing right here. It’s up there with the Girl Scouts selling cookies outside of dispensaries ha.

I'll even throw in 2 barrels of Our Bar $5 hot stamps FOR NO GOOD REASON OTHER THAN GETTING MORE $$ FOR HUNGRY KIDS

 

[RainmanTrail]

This is satire, right?

One last comment since I forgot to respond.

Perhaps I worded it poorly, but my point was that I would have expected you to appreciate why people might want to be guarded about what info they choose to share since you've been involved in an NAGB yourself.

 

[bergs]

One last comment since I forgot to respond.

Perhaps I worded it poorly, but my point was that I would have expected you to appreciate why people might want to be guarded about what info they choose to share since you've been involved in an NAGB yourself.

Meanwhile, Josh purports to post a GPI proof of new NAGB chips but it’s really just a dick pic.

 

[RivieraDanny]

@Josh Kifer i thought you only sent ME di*k pics! Wtf

 

[gopherblue]

One last comment since I forgot to respond.

Perhaps I worded it poorly, but my point was that I would have expected you to appreciate why people might want to be guarded about what info they choose to share since you've been involved in an NAGB yourself.

Well, we all know this was not a NAGB, but was strictly a money grab.

And that Lemonzest was already named in multiple posts elsewhere.

…So, apples and orangutans.

 

[RivieraDanny]

I’m changing my name to orangezest.

Stand by for chip sale.

 

[bergs]

Well, we all know this was not a NAGB, but was strictly a money grab.

And that Lemonzest was already named in multiple posts elsewhere.

…So, apples and orangutans.

Isn’t it still a NAGB though? There were multiple people involved and they excluded people, meeting all of the necessary criteria per the NAGB Association of America (NAG BAA).

 

[bergs]

Wait, why are we aiming for G rated? You gotta admit, the thought of Kermit the frog raping a human in an alley for looking at Miss Piggy the wrong way is pretty funny.

Little thing called a “target audience”, my friend. The muppet porn chip collecting adult market is surprisingly small.

 

[gopherblue]

Isn’t it still a NAGB though? There were multiple people involved and they excluded people, meeting all of the necessary criteria per the NAGB Association of America (NAG BAA).

No. That is an incomplete analysis. If you read Article 2, Section 8, subclause (c)(vii) of the NAMBLA charter, the purpose of a NAGB is to allow a confederation of chipsters to pool resources or economic buying power to buy at or near cost, where profit is not the primary factor in the endeavor.

 

[bergs]

Confederation, you say?

GOPHER IS *CANCELLED*

(Calling Karen now)

 

[megarises]

Page 29. Today was Lambeau’s first birthday. I’m hammered right now. Who makes a set dedicated to an Australian Shepard…what a psycho. Still think these chips are sick AF btw.

 

[liftapint]

We need to do a social experiment PCF thing where we slowly vote each other out of the forum. Like big brother with more crayons and juice boxes.

It is time to vote….

Jeff Probst, snuff that pricks torch.

(No seriously…I am ready to vote!!)