You aren't Jessica Fletcher - So please don't write the word "Murder" in your emails to us. (2 Viewers)

[Wifey]

Hey Everyone!

We touched on this in our FAQ, but I should probably post something here too.
Someone out there started referring to inlay removal or hotstamp milling as “Chip Murder” a term which we don’t hate, but we don’t love either.

Can you please do us a favor?
We don't like to use the word Murder in our email communications for chips that have had their inlays removed.

We assume there has got to be some sort of monitor on Google Mail that might flag our address for seeing that word in and out too many times.
WE know it's totally innocent, but we want to avoid the conversation altogether.

I mean I am sure we can count on one of you lawyers out there to do some pro-bono work...but that headache will just increase the queue time...

Thanks in Advance!

 

[bsdunbar1]

Sooooo, Mass Assassination it is.

 

[CraigT78]

Is chip genocide a suitable alternative?

 

[Quicksilver-75]

Inlay re-assignment.

 

[Wifey]

I think we will have made the big time when we see some sort of transcript of a wire tap on some mafia hit man where he keeps on talking about using a box cutter to remove an inlay on that Atlantic City 1...

 

[MegaTon44]

"Inlay confirmation surgery" it is

 

[Forty4]

What if I’m Chaka Demus or one of the Pliers?

 

[Nuhockey]

I mean I am sure we can count on one of you lawyers out there to do some pro-bono work...but that headache will just increase the queue time...

Maybe you can use @Josh Kifer 's lawyer @Hornet .

 

[Highli99]

Shouldn't the use if quotes I.e. “Murder” be enough to let big brother know it has another meaning?

I don't know if Google is reading the emails, but if the emails are leaving US Borders it's safe to assume the NSA is reading them.

From what I hear the Term the NSA is out sniffing for is “terrorism”. So definitely don't let anyone email you about “chip terrorism”. That will get you on lists that are hard to get off of.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Don't loop me into this chaos. I like staying on wifey's good side!

 

[JP1984]

"Chip Re-assignment Surgery". I was guilty of this recently, (sorry @Wifey ) I only used the M word to try and fit in with the cool kids like @Josh Kifer I've seen the evidence, he has leaded clay on his hands!

I'm now watching videos of Chris laminating labels on the website, I didn't know I needed this in my life until now!

 

[chipinla]

Shouldn't the use if quotes I.e. “Murder” be enough to let big brother know it has another meaning?

I don't know if Google is reading the emails, but if the emails are leaving US Borders it's safe to assume the NSA is reading them.

From what I hear the Term the NSA is out sniffing for is “terrorism”. So definitely don't let anyone email you about “chip terrorism”. That will get you on lists that are hard to get off of.

 

[Geremie]

Chipslaughter?

 

[chipinla]

Chipslaughter?

Or Chips Laughter?

 

[joepro]

Chipicide?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Multiple Undetermined Recreational Dissection Erasure Response.

 

[inca911]

...talking about using a box cutter....

Breaking Bad II (the chip chronicles)

@Gear caught holding the murder weapon!

 

[chipinla]

 

[surfik]

Label retirement....

 

[Machine]

Chip 187
Chip Apokteino
Chip mutilation
Chip-la Rasa
Damascus Chips

 

[navels]

remove inlay with extreme prejudice

 

[MatthewTreeTree]

REDRUM

 

[rowlin]

Jamrock

 

[joepro]

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"PUT THE F KIN CHIPS IN THE BASKET!!!"

 

[Highli99]

IT PUTS THE OIL ON THE ROLLING EDGES!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Sooooo, Mass Assassination it is.

You missed the obvious new word opportunity, massassassination.

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It takes the inlay off the chip,
or it gets another Oxyclean dip.

 

[warma]

No one asked who Jessica Fletcher is. Is it because….
A. We’re old.
B. We don’t care.
C. We’re smart and know how to Google.
D. We’re focused on murder.

 

[chipinla]

No one asked who Jessica Fletcher is. Is it because….
A. We’re old.
B. We don’t care.
C. We’re smart and know how to Google.
D. We’re focused on murder.

 

[Forty4]

No one asked who Jessica Fletcher is. Is it because….
A. We’re old.
B. We don’t care.
C. We’re smart and know how to Google.
D. We’re focused on murder.

E. Members of the Angela Lansbury fan club

 

[Machine]

E. Members of the Angela Lansbury fan club

This, that chick is almost 96, if you didn't grow up in the 80s watching reruns with your grandmother, you missed out.