When your wife decides to troll you... (1 Viewer)

[Trihonda]

I am only mildly embarrassed that I owned not just one, but several pairs of similar shoes back in the day. Even had the afro, too....... .

Those shoes make me happy... not sure why. Probably has something to do with the funkidelic music that needs to be played while wearing the shoes

 

[Mac128k]

However long your stay in the dog house is worth it. YOU OWN A HOTDOG ROLLER MACHINE!

 

[72o]

I asked and didn't even get an answer. She just walked away so technically she didn't say NO. The look may have been because I eat hot dogs like this though:

 

[justsomedude]

These things are seriously awesome.

I ended up going with the PRO18 model. Thought it was a step above the PRO17...

 

[k9dr]

I may need to bite the bullet and get one for the SQM. My original thought was to just have them cooking in beer in a crock pot.

 

[gopherblue]

These things are seriously awesome.

I ended up going with the PRO18 model. Thought it was a step above the PRO17...

What are the tongs for? Do it like they do at the convenience store--use your fingers.

 

[dkersey]

I was a little skeptical, but now with the recent exploding popularity of hot dog sandwiches at meetups, that will be happening very shortly.

Wait...are hot dogs in the sandwich family? :

 

[Poker Zombie]

Wait...are hot dogs in the sandwich family? :

 

[softchewy]

There are only four options for hot dogs. All others are dreck.

Vienna Beef
Nathan's Beef (with natural casings)
Sabrett's Beef
Hebrew National

Great choices, but these all take a back seat when you have an awesome local butcher that makes his own.

http://www.quakercreekstore.com/press.html

http://www.orangemagazineny.com/archive/082009/index.html - starting on page 30

 

[Nuhockey]

Anyone Ever Tried one of these? How are the Hot Dog Steamers vs the rollers? I've had the one where they have the boiled Hot Dogs just like the Dirty Dog Vendors have in NYC.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Anyone Ever Tried one of these? How are the Hot Dog Steamers vs the rollers? I've had the one where they have the boiled Hot Dogs just like the Dirty Dog Vendors have in NYC. View attachment 133295

It would need to be filled with water from a NYC tap, circa 1956.

 

[RowdyRawhide]

Without ensuing comments I feel I am being trolled in this thread

 

[CraigT78]

Roller in action tonight! (More action than me)

 

[WedgeRock]

I just raised the subject with my wife, she said, "Why?!" After my explanation, she didn't say anything. That's not a no...

 

[chubbyone]

What’s a cook time on these things? From fridge cold to bun ready?

Also, capable of cooking the pre-packaged brats and things like that?

 

[toad94]

This thread brings a smile to my face and makes me hungry...

 

[chubbyone]

This thread brings a smile to my face and makes me hungry...

Sure there ain’t something else rolled up causing that feeling?

 

[Trihonda]

This thread is worthless without ensuing comments

Meh, just a bunch of friends and family validating how funny my wife is

Without ensuing comments I feel I am being trolled in this thread

Comments were funny, given who was making them (family member with incontinence issues who said "I peed myself"), stuff like that. I'm really NOT going to take screen shots of an entire FB conversation (which requires paint-brushing out each of their names). Comments probably wouldn't seem quite as hilarious without context.

 

[toad94]

Sure there ain’t something else rolled up causing that feeling?

Hungry like a wolf.

So I did a quick search of hot dog rollers and found, among other things, this:

Awesome.

 

[BGinGA]

Hungry like a wolf.

So I did a quick search of hot dog rollers and found, among other things, this:

Awesome.

That thing looks like a grease fire just waiting to ignite.

 

[CraigT78]

What’s a cook time on these things? From fridge cold to bun ready?

Also, capable of cooking the pre-packaged brats and things like that?

In your mouth time of about 10 minutes on a medium setting.

As long as the brats aren't too curved this thing will cook them. I've done sausages, brats, frozen taquitos and some frozen egg rolls. The egg rolls weren't very good but everything else was.

 

[pltrgyst]

Roller in action tonight! (More action than me)

You keep your dog roller in the tile section of a Home Depot?

 

[pltrgyst]

I just raised the subject with my wife, she said, "Why?!" After my explanation, she didn't say anything. That's not a no...

The executioner never says a word as he's raising his axe.

 

[pltrgyst]

....As long as the brats aren't too curved this thing will cook them....

If they're more curved, just score them on the inside of the curve every inch or so.

 

[k9dr]

How difficult is it to clean ?

 

[CraigT78]

How difficult is it to clean ?

I clean mine the next morning. Heat it up on low and wipe with a wet dish cloth. Much easier when the rollers are warm.

 

[gopherblue]

My hotdog sandwich maker, West 72nd and Broadway. No cleaning required.

 

[Mojo1312]

Meh, just a bunch of friends and family validating how funny my wife is


Wife now...

Neither of us looks as young, but she still looks the same to me.

Dude, Austin Powers wants his time machine back.

 

[Nuhockey]

@Trihonda or anyone else in the "doghouse" for buying an unauthorized Hot Dog Roller Machine. You can make it up to your wives and buy this for her for Christmas. I saw this on Etsy and saw this Women's jacket. We're in the process of selling out house so Hosting poker games again and a Hot Dog Roller machine will come in the future.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/487358...ga_search_query=poker dealer&ref=sr_gallery_2

 

[Trihonda]

@Trihonda or anyone else in the "doghouse" for buying an unauthorized Hot Dog Roller Machine. You can make it up to your wives and buy this for her for Christmas. I saw this on Etsy and saw this Women's jacket. We're in the process of selling out house so Hosting poker games again and a Hot Dog Roller machine will come in the future.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/487358627/vintage-satin-jockey-baseball-jacket?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=poker dealer&ref=sr_gallery_2

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Here’s the only poker related clothing my wife owns