When they share their lengthy bad beat story (1 Viewer)

[Anthony Martino]

 

[Thomacetti]

I always reply with all the two-outers, donkey hands & major suckouts I've hit...
Then they just go away

Asking if they also prefer THC over RHC while IHC is the nuts also helps to stop all communication

 

[moose]

I always say, I'll listen to your story for $1, and for $5 I'll throw in some fake sympathy.

 

[DoubleEagle]

Who hasn't been guilty of this at one time or another.

 

[Thomacetti]

Who hasn't been guilty of this at one time or another.

NEVER !
but let me tell you about that one time my aces got cracked.....

 

[slisk250]

Just throw 'em one of Craig's STFU chips.

 

[Mr Winberg]

So once I was involved in this hand, right? You won't believe my bad luck. Had certain cards come, I would have won the hand. But, to my dismay, other cards came instead and my opponent won the hand. That stupid card-catchin donkey m-f'ing riverrat idiot from northern Europe!

 

[crussader]

As soon as they start in, interrupt them and say "I think I've heard this one before. He went runner runner on you didn't he? What an idiot!!"

 

[APatHand]

There I was, surrounded by wolves ...

 

[allforcharity]

NEVER !
but let me tell you about that one time my aces got cracked.....

One time? How about EVERY TIME! It all started when I was 13....

 

[BGinGA]

It was a dark and stormy night....

 

[WedgeRock]

It's was the best of hands, it was the worst of hands...

 

[Beakertwang]

Call me Fishmael?

 

[APatHand]

I was under the gun with a pair of Jacks ...

 

[GettingChippy]

It’s great and my favorite when the story involves a hand they should have never been in... so many examples. Offsuit connectors... CRACKED!

 

[Mike mac]

someone should start a 1 900 BAD BEAT hot line. 2.99 a min. million $ idea.

 

[Legend5555]

My typical response to 90% of such stories is, "why did you play that hand preflop?" Or, "So you tried to trap with [insert big pair]?"

 

[Legend5555]

Deleted.

Hit back on browser before responding to a different thread. My bad.

 

[Mr Winberg]

To cover my suggested 20k stack with rebuys for 2 tables. You should have a total of 800,000 bank with just your 1k and 5k chips too be safe as those are the only chips typically in play at the end. A few 25k (like 20) for extra safety and deeper stack stuff.

I think I've heard this one. A miracle Jack hit the river and you lost half your stack, right?

 

[gmunny]

you ask them to guess what car license plate you picked....