What's your favorite phrase to hear at the poker table? (1 Viewer)

[DZPoker]

I like to get naked. Do you have a room where I can get naked here?
(True quote from a few years ago...I declined as did everyone else at the table..but still liked hearing it!)

 

[JMC9389]

I like to get naked. Do you have a room where I can get naked here?
(True quote from a few years ago...I declined as did everyone else at the table..but still liked hearing it!)

Depends on who's saying it. You don't want me saying it, that's for sure.

 

[Jeevansluck]

"rebuy!!!"

This is how I identify my next target...the person from which I hear..."rebuy!!!"

 

[Dugthefish]

Do you take Venmo?

 

[PlayerADK]

“You cannot smoke at the table. Please go outside”

*cigarette lit*

“Get the f*ck out of my house now!”


Really wish I recorded this........

Lmao this sounds like a great story

 

[davethesave]

I like to get naked. Do you have a room where I can get naked here?
(True quote from a few years ago...I declined as did everyone else at the table..but still liked hearing it!)

We used to play with a guy that the ongoing joke was he would turn up the thermostat to get the guys to strip off layers of clothing... it was pretty funny and he would go on insta-tilt when we would bring it up. hahahahahah

Could've used that naked room I guess hahahah

 

[ImCrossland]

“Nice hand.”

even better if they don’t mean it. And they never do.

I feel attacked! I try to be courteous after getting annihilated, alright!

 

[ImCrossland]

If someone repeatedly says “deuces never leuces” or “winner winner chicken dinner” more than once per session, it’s likely they are going to give away their stack eventually.

So that’s what I’m doing wrong??

 

[Jeevansluck]

Could've used that naked room I guess hahahah

"The Naked Room"

Has a good ring to it. New theme then....

 

[ImCrossland]

"rebuy!!!"

This is how I identify my next target...the person from which I hear..."rebuy!!!"

Happened to me last night on last hand of cash game. Player to my right was a dealer at the card house and playing on his day off. Was having a terrible run with constant bad beats for the last 3 hours or so I played.

Had to make at least 2 trips over to the ATM throughout. I ran out of time (pay by the hour for your seat in Texas) and was asked if I wanted to buy more.

Said no this would be my last hand but one of the employees said I couldn’t play another hand without buying time. Unfortunately for the player on my right, the dealer had already dealt me cards so they allowed me one more hand.

Whole table knew I was leaving with my chips already racked up. I’m BB. Here’s the quick version of the hand:

Me: KdJd
Tilted Guy:8s8c

I raise $15 pre-flop, everybody folds, he calls.

Flop: Kh7s3c

He checks, I bet $25, he calls

Turn: 4d

He bets $50, I call

River: 9h

He checks, I bet $50, he re-raises to $200, I snap call.

Walked out of there a very happy man but that table was nuts. I know how he feels! Tough to watch.

 

[AceFour]

"Finally!" after the calling station hits with 2 outs.

 

[Goronic]

God hates a coward.

 

[Machine]

Dude busted out of our PLO cash game, guy to my right (6 seat) "send us another Christian"

 

[longflop]

"Who needs a beer?"

 

[Thomacetti]

"Nice suckout"

 

[Machine]

Runner, Runner, nothing's fun-ner

 

[TKEUofM]

When you are bluffing the river and your opponent taps their cards while looking at them and says "damn, missed all my draws" and folds a hand that is still better than your bluff.

 

[coolguy101]

“All in.” Pretty much nothing else matters.

 

[SJFCPK18]

that gargle in the throat when they cannot believe what just happened

@EffenGilbert @dmoney

 

[jrs146]

Are those the nuts? Oh yeah they are.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

"I know I'm beat, but I'm gonna call anyway"

 

[TwoHomie]

“Okay you’re going down, Grandma!”

-Said to an older woman at our table after she owned the soul of some young guy with a stone cold bluff on a 4-flush board.