What's your favorite phrase to hear at the poker table? (2 Viewers)

[Mr Winberg]

"I'm putting you all in"

 

[BGinGA]

"You sure have a lot of those high-denomination chips in your stack."

 

[William White]

Grisly ol' Cowbody Jack:

"That made your butthole pucker-up!" - said after making a large bet.
"Nice hit, son." - said after being drawn out on.
"You know what's coming on the turn." - said after making a large flop bet he doesn't want called.

 

[12thMan]

“Nice hand.”

even better if they don’t mean it. And they never do.

 

[DeeVee8]

Is that a REAL hot dog roller?

 

[Suited Connector]

"I've never played before but I have money and would like to learn"

 

[rowlin]

"Why yes, I would love to hear your rendition of Ave Maria."

 

[Jambine]

My response to any bad beat story:
So you're saying he is a much better player than you?

 

[Tarheel4Life]

“Nice catch”

 

[GenghisKhan]

"I've been samsquanched!"

After villain hits his one outer bad call.
I can't recall why we started saying, but you'll hear it almost every game.

 

[krafticus]

“I guess I have to take my bra off now...”

 

[mike32]

“I guess I have to take my bra off now...”

 

[krafticus]

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Sir, that is either a “bro”, or a “manzier“

 

[Frogzilla]

“Fuck you bryan you’re never invited back”

 

[bsdunbar1]

"BALLSACK"

Guess you will have to play in Omaha to know when it is said.

It is a tradition that is announced multiple times every game.

 

[AceFour]

New favorite phrase playing on Pokerrr2, "Yo! You be blinkin'!" Happens after you bust out and the timer blinks and counts down from 2 minutes to rebuy or lose your seat.

 

[BELGRADE]

"Pot" "RePot" "All In"

 

[mummel]

Who’s ready for another round of whiskey?

 

[MikesDad]

"I missed" when holding Jack high

 

[junkandjunk]

"What am I doing in this game"

Usually said when I realize I have no business being in this hand.

 

[clacks456]

'What time can I leave?'

After winning a big cash pot.

 

[warewulf]

Guess I'll call, I'm here to gamble.

Of course, then they hit their 1 outer...

 

[WedgeRock]

"Relax. Rules are dumb, this is supposed to be fun..."

Wait.

 

[davislane]

"Chips please" after stacking someone.

 

[Goldfish]

Oh, this isn’t hi lo?

 

[Saoliver]

Oh, this isn’t hi lo?

I’ve been on both ends of this one.

 

[Goldfish]

Me too. We used to play one round of big o and one round of 5 card plo hi only. It turned into a disaster even with a big sign saying hi only. We have since change the mix to big o and 4 card plo so everyone knows when u have 4 cards it’s hi only.

 

[Taghkanic]

They don’t have to say anything to tell me this is going to be a profitable session. They just have to be wearing a NY Jets jacket.

 

[Dugthefish]

"Bye-bye, money!"

 

[Ben8257]

@Lil Tuna what did that big guy in the nasty suit always say in AC? I can get it close but don't want to mess it up!

My crazy aunt at the poker table "it's all over but the crying!"