What's in a Name, 2017? (1 Viewer)

[pltrgyst]

"Here’s the Top 10 as selected by the 2017 Name of the Year committee, some of whom have been doing this since the 1980s. Voting was done on a 25-15-10-7-5 per round point system. First-place votes in parentheses.

1. Kobe Buffalomeat 229 (6)
   
2. Sultan McDoom 156 (3)
   
3. Aphrodite Bodycomb 120 (3)
   
4. Marmaduke Trebilcock 112 (1)
   
5. Chardonnay Pantastico 107
   
6. Fortunate Sithole 97
   
7. Jeffrosenberg Tan 81 (1)
   
8. Andy Brandy Casagrande IV 80
   
9. Quindarious Monday 70
   
10. Faraj Fartass 61

Boats Botes [winner of the public poll], a South African gold-mining executive, tied for 21st place with Dutch museum director Taco Dibbits, Atlanta lawyer H. King Buttermore III and Dutch designer Hella Jongerius with 17 points each."

...and you thought PCF had some creative names, eh?

 

[Psypher1000]

Part of me feels like we need to make commemorative chips each year for the worst names, and with quantities in inverse order of their points. E.G. Farrah gets 229 made and Kobe gets 61.

 

[inca911]

I'd like a Sultan McDoom happy meal please