What would YOU do?? (3 Viewers)

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Had a guy throw cards so hard once he broke them
Weird, but I think cards are fair game, even though we’re spending $20ish per setup these days. I wouldn’t tolerate somebody trashing a deck every week of course. But if it happened once, I wouldn’t even care.
But don’t throw the chips!
 
People with that lack of self control should never be playing poker and should be ousted immediately from the game and/or the building. If you're gonna play poker learn to lose without throwing tantrums and abusing property/people and have some self respect. :wow:

He "could've put an eye out" with those chips. :unsure:
 
I know lots will be posted…. But what I’m gonna say, I mean.

Do that to my set, at my table, at my HOUSE…. and I’ll turn you inside out. We’re not playing poker anymore, you disrespected me. Shits gonna get real active homie.

But I don’t have dudes like that at my table…. So, yeah.
Live look @louBdub
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GTFO. And here's the bill for those damaged chips you just bought.... payable NOW.
 
Weird, but I think cards are fair game, even though we’re spending $20ish per setup these days. I wouldn’t tolerate somebody trashing a deck every week of course. But if it happened once, I wouldn’t even care.
But don’t throw the chips!
Due to the local card culture, through no fault of my own :rolleyes:, I have smashed and threw cards into a trash receptacle. Copqacs only, heavily raked game and after I could see, I offered to pay for the setup. HashtagShame :confused

But never the chips!!!
 
So local guys, one is a dealer and one is a player, they clash and have for a number of years.

The player wins a pot and chucks 2 $1 chips (dice) into the air over his head into the corner and *KABLANG* KABLANG as it lands in the trash can.

A few hands later, *KABLANG* KABLANG..
Dealer: Tip the FUCKING trash can I don’t care!

Can’t make this up!
 
I'm sensitive to emotional swings today, where at one time I was quick tempered, so I'm reluctant to resort to violence. I don't want to go back to being that kind of person, however, my first thought was I would have jumped up from the table and slammed that prick into the wall, followed by whatever punch combination that felt right at the time. But, that passed. He wouldn't be invited back, and, if there was restitution that needed to be made, and wasn't, I'd probably snip off the valve stems on his vehicle. All four of them. Six if he drove a dually. But not in my driveway, at a later date of my choosing.
 
Playing at the Nugget on Fremont about 15 years ago. Guy sits at the 2/4 limit game with a grand, all singles. No clue why they let him. He's in the 10 chair, a drunk guy that's been playing through the night is in the 1 chair.

Big stack cracks drunks kings with 72o and starts laughing. F Bombs start flying from the drunk. Big stacks says, "I was just messing around. I didn't mean anything. Here," and slides two barrels in front of the dealer towards the drunk. Dealer pushes them to his left and the drunk grabs a barrel with each hand, stands up, yells "fuck off!" and chucks them at big stacks, hitting the player and the dealer.

And the floor...didn't...toss him. :wow:
 
Playing at the Nugget on Fremont about 15 years ago. Guy sits at the 2/4 limit game with a grand, all singles. No clue why they let him. He's in the 10 chair, a drunk guy that's been playing through the night is in the 1 chair.

Big stack cracks drunks kings with 72o and starts laughing. F Bombs start flying from the drunk. Big stacks says, "I was just messing around. I didn't mean anything. Here," and slides two barrels in front of the dealer towards the drunk. Dealer pushes them to his left and the drunk grabs a barrel with each hand, stands up, yells "fuck off!" and chucks them at big stacks, hitting the player and the dealer.

And the floor...didn't...toss him. :wow:
Sounds fun…like a good ol’ fashioned food fight with chips. I don’t see an issue since they were casino used/owned…I think I just realized my new fantasy.
 
I'm sensitive to emotional swings today, where at one time I was quick tempered, so I'm reluctant to resort to violence. I don't want to go back to being that kind of person, however, my first thought was I would have jumped up from the table and slammed that prick into the wall, followed by whatever punch combination that felt right at the time. But, that passed. He wouldn't be invited back, and, if there was restitution that needed to be made, and wasn't, I'd probably snip off the valve stems on his vehicle. All four of them. Six if he drove a dually. But not in my driveway, at a later date of my choosing.
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I think cards are fair game
Man, poker's social and educational value is that it's a school of injustice (on the short and medium run). A school of swallowing injustice and moving on.
A 52-card deck is second only to Life, when it comes to Injustice.
 
I'd pull out a bong and get this guy to take a big hit. Mellow him out.

Then institute a 2 hoots on the button rule for the rest of the night.
 

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