What’s in the box?? (2 Viewers)

[Rhodeman77]

Yesterday was my birthday, but because of obligations I got home late from work and barely had enough time with the kids to have some cake with them.

So this morning as I was about to leave for work my wife gives me my birthday present.

I have yet to open it and am not sure what it is from the box, but it is something for my Poker room. Hence the location of this thread!

 

[Jonesey07]

OPEN OPEN OPEN!!!

 

[flipupchipup]

Bird cage

 

[gopherblue]

I’m no Dick Tracy, and I don’t want to spoil the surprise for you, but the model number on the box says it is this:

Spoiler

 

[FriendlyDonkey]

Open it! Also, Happy Birthday!

 

[justsomedude]

I'm guessing a garbage disposal.

 

[Sprouty]

Divorce papers

 

[RocAFella1]

Hot dog roller?

Edit: Oops, didn't see spoiler above.

 

[Rhodeman77]

I would have taken pics as I unpacked it, but she would never have stopped ridiculing me hahahahaha

 

[gopherblue]

Look, I know you’re from Ohio, but fercrissakes you’re from the home of proper Bartman Stadium mustard. Just please don’t serve ketchup. It is an abomination on hot dogs.