I've had this thread drafted for days now. I'm so happy to share that this was found. As it turns out -- my package was in fact delivered to another house in my neighborhood. That neighbor dropped it off on my porch this morning. I am beyond happy right now. I have never seen a successul USPS story, and even though this isn't really USPS "success", I am super happy going into the new year. I'm keeping all the content below just for your reading pleasure 
In short, the USPS has lost/misplaced/made a mistake on the package destined for my place, and the status is designated as "delivered at mailbox." I've recently been working with @Rieguy on an excellent trade, and after we've exchanged tracking info, both packages were marked "delivered". Unfortunately, mine was not delivered. So far, I've (1) walked the perimeter of my house checking under every rat's ass, (2) checked my mailbox on an ongoing basis, (3) visited the local post office to check for misplaced packages, (4) called the USPS call center, and (5) written a friendly letter to my neighbors to see if an accidental delivery happened in the neighborhood. It's been five days now past delivery. I'm honestly devastated.
Wishful thinking, but I'm starting a thread that these might eventually show up somewhere in the next year. Here is what is lost/misplaced:
EDIT: 50 rare THC chips!
Of course, I'm about to begin filing a claim with USPS, but honestly, I even doubt the insurance will be paid out. Nothing happened with the last package that went missing for me and it was insured!
In short, the USPS has lost/misplaced/made a mistake on the package destined for my place, and the status is designated as "delivered at mailbox." I've recently been working with @Rieguy on an excellent trade, and after we've exchanged tracking info, both packages were marked "delivered". Unfortunately, mine was not delivered. So far, I've (1) walked the perimeter of my house checking under every rat's ass, (2) checked my mailbox on an ongoing basis, (3) visited the local post office to check for misplaced packages, (4) called the USPS call center, and (5) written a friendly letter to my neighbors to see if an accidental delivery happened in the neighborhood. It's been five days now past delivery. I'm honestly devastated.
Wishful thinking, but I'm starting a thread that these might eventually show up somewhere in the next year. Here is what is lost/misplaced:
EDIT: 50 rare THC chips!
Of course, I'm about to begin filing a claim with USPS, but honestly, I even doubt the insurance will be paid out. Nothing happened with the last package that went missing for me and it was insured!
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