Top 3 Seinfeld moments! (1 Viewer)

[legonick]

Important discussion time - what are you all-time favorite funniest Seinfeld "moments"? No whole episodes, just 1 piece of pure comedic gold.

I think I've nailed mine down, but I'm still a few episodes from the end of the series in this run through.

#3 - George over stuffing his wallet and it exploding in the street. A big part of this is the sound track. That creaking noise, then the poof, then the receipts flying everywhere. Holy crap, hilarious.

#2 - Kramer putting concrete into the washing machine. For a good few seasons I thought Kramer was the funniest character before I woke up to it really being, by far, George. Still this scene is hilarious, with the dust and the banging around. Great physical comedy.

#1 - George attempting to smoke to drive off his fiance. Holy crap, this is hilarious. From the lines, to the choking on the smoke, to the running off at the end, just pure comedy gold. Well done Jason!

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

 

[legonick]

Added the clips...worth a watch if you want a laugh!

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

George attempting to smoke to drive off his fiance.

IDK
the one dying from licking envelopes
LOFL
Dark but that was something XD

 

[legonick]

Honorable mention: George telling the story of the beached whale. Jason absolutely killing it again. And Kramer's face at the end, oh man, just too much. Easily a #4 if this was a top 5.

 

[surfik]

1.Getting even. Elaine's smile is priceless when tossing 20 out the window.
2.George and Marisa Tormei
3.Jerry racing

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

Who was Elaine’s boss for a while
The rich guy
Those ones were funny the guy was a riot
Mr Peet???

George working for the Yankees sleeping under his desk

The shows just too funny
The fact Kramer kept it up for years and never had a real job always boondoggles XD

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

No specific order and some are more than just moments and I’m sure I’m leaving some great one’s out but:
- Kramer’s out of the contest
- George’s whale story
- Kramer smoking a cigarette downing a beer
- George’s voicemail
- Not that there’s anything wrong with that - “oh my god my mother!!”
- George has to be a high level Neo-Nazi
- George stops having sex and is a genius

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

Kramer with a cafe latte in his pocket to the theater XD

 

[legonick]

Who was Elaine’s boss for a while
The rich guy
Those ones were funny the guy was a riot
Mr Peet???

George working for the Yankees sleeping under his desk

The shows just too funny
The fact Kramer kept it up for years and never had a real job always boondoggles XD

Mr. Peterman was the suave, "worldly" dude. But there was another rich guy she worked for as a personal assistant.

Oh man, the sleeping under the desk stuff was hilarious!

No specific order and some are more than just moments and I’m sure I’m leaving some great one’s out but:
- Kramer’s out of the contest
- George’s whale story
- Kramer smoking a cigarette downing a beer
- George’s voicemail
- Not that there’s anything wrong with that - “oh my god my mother!!”
- George has to be a high level Neo-Nazi
- George stops having sex and is a genius

The "smoking a beer" - impressive and hilarious!

Yeah "The Contest" as an episode is def. up there!

George's voicemail, ROFL.

 

[FDLmold]

lol "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Kramer telling the story of how he got Toby’s severed toe to the hospital.
Newman getting Kenny Rodgers for Kramer and getting caught by Jerry.
Any time Frank and Estelle Costanza argued

 

[Anthony Martino]

I'm going to have to think for a bit on this one, but most likely would lean towards supporting cast members who were an absolute riot like J Peterman, Jackie Chiles, Soup Nazi, etc.

 

[Kain8]

George going into maximum damage control / playing it off when Mr. Lippman tells him that he knows he had sex with the cleaning woman on his desk. The way he doubles down and owns it, while also deflecting that he's in the wrong is absolutely hilarious to me.

George asleep with a newspaper blanket at his desk and his new boss Mr. Tuttle comes in. George's foot slams on the open drawer, wakes up, and throws the newspaper away in one motion.

George hearing how Elaine is getting evicted from her apartment and he quips, "Well, you could always move in with my parents!" after he himself is having some good fortune doing the opposite of his natural instincts.

I like George.

 

[legonick]

Kramer telling the story of how he got Toby’s severed toe to the hospital.
Newman getting Kenny Rodgers for Kramer and getting caught by Jerry.
Any time Frank and Estelle Costanza argued

Oh man, the Kramer toe story is classic. A lot of parallels to the beached whale actually. Good one.

George going into maximum damage control / playing it off when Mr. Lippman tells him that he knows he had sex with the cleaning woman on his desk. The way he doubles down and owns it, while also deflecting that he's in the wrong is absolutely hilarious to me.

George asleep with a newspaper blanket at his desk and his new boss Mr. Tuttle comes in. George's foot slams on the open drawer, wakes up, and throws the newspaper away in one motion.

George hearing how Elaine is getting evicted from her apartment and he quips, "Well, you could always move in with my parents!" after he himself is having some good fortune doing the opposite of his natural instincts.

I like George.

It should really be called The Costanza Show because he is by far the funniest character on Seinfeld. Do you have a clip of the newspaper blanket?

 

[Kain8]

It should really be called The Costanza Show because he is by far the funniest character on Seinfeld. Do you have a clip of the newspaper blanket?

Can't find a clip, but:

 

[wonderpuddle]

So many to choose from. Here’s mine:

3. “The sea was angry that day my friends.”
2. “The jerk store called; they are running out of you”
1. Kramer’s “I’m out” of the contest.

 

[Anthony Martino]

My favotite of Jackies is the Big Tobbaco, but hrre's all of them

J Peterman up to his usual self. Was hoping to find the one where he says "yam yams, the white lotus", but it's a close 2nd

Soup Nazi and Elaines revenge

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

So many to choose from. Here’s mine:

3. “The sea was angry that day my friends.”
2. “The jerk store called; they are running out of you”
1. Kramer’s “I’m out” of the contest.

The shrimp debacle was just on the cut of my list. Great 3!

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Agreed, it’s the Costanza show

 

[inca911]

 

[ovo]

Greatest sitcom ever, too hard to come up with top three

 

[JMC9389]

Some of my favorites that haven't been mentioned yet:

1. Festivus is the top of my list

2. The Penske File

3. Del Boca Vista

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Some of my favorites that haven't been mentioned yet:

1. Festivus is the top of my list

2. The Penske File

3. Del Boca Vista

Oh almost forgot the astronaut pen and the tip calculators

 

[JMC9389]

If George is the best character on the show, Frank Costanza is the best supporting character. That's different from a recurring character like Peterman, Puddy, Steinbrenner, etc.

 

[BukNaked36]

My PCF namesake

 

[Anthony Martino]

Costanza knocking over everyone to save himself in the fire

Costanza shrinkage

Costanza and Steinbrenner, at 6:48 in the clip whete he shouts GET BETTER GEORGE, GET BETTER!

Costanze eating snickers

 

[JMC9389]

In terms of guest characters, this one is bar none my favorite:

 

[chkyrslf]

No soup for you!