The Happy and Funny Thread (1 Viewer)

[horseshoez]

Have you been attacked by a forum grouch lately? Feel like your reaction count has been leaning towards the unhappy side? Been harassed by angry emoji trolls like @Josh Kifer ans @HaRDHouSeiNC? Have they came after you with an onslaught of angry faces and despicable responses to your funny and happy posts?

Fear not because this is the thread for you. Here in Happy and Funny Thread we only share smiles and laughs. Share your funny looking emojis, stupid dad jokes, and anything you feel deserving of this guy below.

If you are having an emoji emergency, please don’t hesitate to call us at 1-800-NO-ANGRY

 

[BarrieJ3]

If you are having an emoji emergency, please don’t hesitate to call us at 1-800-NO-ANGRY

Bit of false news there, that’s actually the number for the Medical Alert Center.

Think you were looking for 888-447-5594.

 

[horseshoez]

Bit of false news there, that’s actually the number for the Medical Alert Center.

Think you were looking for 888-447-5594.

They both work.

 

[ChipFinderSK]

3 reactions to the OP, all angry faces. Nice

 

[horseshoez]

3 reactions to the OP, all angry faces. Nice

This Angry Mob is out to destroy us all. There’s no stopping them.

 

[303Mike]

 

[MatB]

Auto correct during a PM with @ReallyGoodUsername

I know I'm due for colonoscopy but C'mon.

 

[303Mike]

 

[JMC9389]

A chipper dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter looks at their overall body of work throughout their life, and having been an honorable person in their professional career and being a good chipper that sold off their collection before they passed on at their cost, was granted admission to heaven.

St. Peter gives the tour and along the way, the chipper sees Stu Ungar, Frank Sinatra, Theodore Roosevelt, Gandhi, and interestingly enough, Pipe John Paul II at a poker table playing mixed games with the most beautiful set of THC molded Paulson chips the chipper has ever seen. Stacks of colorful cheques that the players can barely see over. The chipper takes a seat to fill up the table, feeling confident that their lifetime of playing mixed games at SQM and DID will serve them well.

The chipper picks up, to his amazement, a dealt royal flush when Scrotum is called by Frank Sinatra. Action limps around to him and he min bets so as to not scare off any customers. He gets just one. Pope John Paul II. The board pairs and his Holiness shows a full house after calling down the chipper. The chipper accidentally shows only four of his royal flush and hesitates to flip over the fifth card. He finally does and his Holiness goes ballistic about the perceived slow roll.

St. Peter immediately appears and banishes the chipper to hell for the slow roll. The devil greets him at the gates of Hell, pulls up the chippers file, and says "Hmm, poker chip collector, eh? The good news is that we have custom Paulson chips down here too, believe it or not. But we only have access to the RHC mold to make new chips for our games".

 

[CDC]

This just popped up on my feed:

thought it was funny to share...