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What is better than a dead baby nailed to the ceiling?....
So the female helps a dude out with a blow job, and he starts gobbling up all the sea men. That's fucked up!A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said
to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it
should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized
the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that
they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they
reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she
said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
The Aristocrats!What is better than a dead baby nailed to the ceiling?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Whats the hardest part about banging a 9 year old boy?
Wiping the blood off your clown suit.
What's the best thing about fucking 9 year olds in the shower?
Slicking their hair back to make them look 7.
This thread took an unexpected turn.
I'm not sure it was really unexpected.