Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
At Silks Poker Room tonight
OLD LADY: has anyone ever told you that you look like that guy from Cheers?
ME: Cheers? No, who?
OLD LADY: Um....(thinks), Costanza
ME: You mean George Costanza from Seinfeld
OLD LADY: From Friends!
ME: Yeah, I get Costanza or Brad Pitt all the time
OLD LADY: has anyone ever told you that you look like that guy from Cheers?
ME: Cheers? No, who?
OLD LADY: Um....(thinks), Costanza
ME: You mean George Costanza from Seinfeld
OLD LADY: From Friends!
ME: Yeah, I get Costanza or Brad Pitt all the time