So I accidentally bought a hot dog roller... Now What?

Daddy N

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So after reading through many forums on this site it became quite obvious that I needed to buy a hot dog roller. I threw what I thought was a low ball offer on eBay for a 30 dog open box roller for $80. Well guess what? Then, I needed to explain to my wife what was in the box when it showed up. Had it rolling for the last cash game and we all huddled near it like homeless people around a burning trashcan. Money well spent. The problem was it didn't fit on the small table that I usually put out snacks on. Time to remodel the game room! I had these shelves already, but moved the tv up and put in the cabinets and counter top to accommodate the roller... and then I bought a mini fridge. The cabinet doors are going to be painted black. My question to the forum is what do you think should go on the shelves? No alcohol and I'm not a huge sports fan.
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There are a ton of open box rollers on ebay right now :tdown:, making me want to grab one. I wonder how many people on here had to return them when their wives realized what they spent 100 on lol.
 

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Sample sets? That would leave the shelves themselves bare, though...

Maybe you should have trophies made of all the poker events you've won/placed in. No one needs to know they're fake! ;)
 

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My son came home sick the other day. In the car he said "Can we put a couple hot dogs on the roller when we get home so when I'm feeling better they will be ready?" #proudparent

I like the art work idea. What other "poker themed" items would go up there?
 

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My question to the forum is what do you think should go on the shelves?
Probably hotdog buns... so you can make hotdog sandwiches (or whatever people who don't know what real sandwiches are call them)

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I can only imagine that my wife might take away internet access if I was online shopping for a hot dog roller lol
 

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My question to the forum is what do you think should go on the shelves?
Duh:

Hot dog buns, sauerkraut, and plenty of bottles of this:

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But no ketchup. As it is written:

And a chutney or sauce, createth from the red orbs of the nightshade vine, shall be an abomination unto all, but especially on hotdoggeth sandwicheth. So sayeth the lord, in accordance with prophecy.”
 
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