Well, I know we're all tired of lockdown and ready for some real games, but pron is all we've got, so last night I put together a Double Board Hold 'em tournament and took some pictures of me playing with myself, for your viewing pleasure. May I present my first ever PCF production - Poker All Night.
We'll start off with a little foreplay.
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The event gets under way:
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The action starts on this little QT, who's looking to get lucky early. The excitement is palpable, hungrily eyeing those unrealistically massive stacks staring her in the face.
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Things escalate quickly as we find a pair of ladies vying for dominance.
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The previous action leads us here, to this lovely 69, who gets a little splashy looking to turn this hand on its head.
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Action comes to a screeching halt as we look down to find Crabs, but these clingy bastards refuse to go away.
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Peeping in here, we see this big hand, Jack-King off. He can't shove it in the middle fast enough.
Calls all around, and the Queens couldn't be happier to find themselves in the middle of this 5-way, all-in action.
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Seat 5 is thrilled to see another Jack King off, until he realizes the QT to his left has flopped the nuts and has a firm grip on the hand. The Queens are looking to find a split.
The Queens stay on top for now, but 69 finds itself in a good position, getting 8-outs twice.
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The Queens find themselves another partner and now are sharing dreams with Seat 5 of getting filled up on the river.
All the ladies are exposed on the table, so with the King coming on the turn, the Queens have no shot of sucking out.
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A disappointing end for our Queens, as they just get a little one.
Agonizing for Seat 5, as he gets back-doored by a couple of big clubs
Our little QT takes it both ways. Not the marathon she was expecting to take down a handful of deep stacks, but a happy ending none-the-less. All that's left is a close up of QT in the money shot.
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This may not be the pron you need, but it is the pron you deserve.