MrCatPants
Full House
So I've noticed that most poker hosts have very similar approaches to life, and there a lot of similarities between people who play but do not host. What are some things about poker hosts and poker players compared to the general population - they aren't facts, but you're pretty sure they are true?
This is meant to be fun - and I'll get us started.
Poker hosts are more likely than the general population to:
- Settle small monetary disputes (like splitting a bar tab or restaurant bill) by throwing in more money
- Over-engineer the 'best' approach to something (house rules, points systems, etc.) and be very sure their solution is superior to all other solutions
- Attend what they say they are going to attend and take that very seriously
- Fantasize about events they might possibly hold and acquire items to prepare for said unscheduled/no prior precedent event - well outside of poker
Poker players are more likely than the general population to:
- Leave chip bags. water bottles, burger wrappers and other clearly trash items on a table while in clear view of a trash can
- Negotiate better prices on new and used cars
- Call their HOA to complain about a neighbor's property
- Send food back in a restaurant
Whatchu got?
This is meant to be fun - and I'll get us started.
Poker hosts are more likely than the general population to:
- Settle small monetary disputes (like splitting a bar tab or restaurant bill) by throwing in more money
- Over-engineer the 'best' approach to something (house rules, points systems, etc.) and be very sure their solution is superior to all other solutions
- Attend what they say they are going to attend and take that very seriously
- Fantasize about events they might possibly hold and acquire items to prepare for said unscheduled/no prior precedent event - well outside of poker
Poker players are more likely than the general population to:
- Leave chip bags. water bottles, burger wrappers and other clearly trash items on a table while in clear view of a trash can
- Negotiate better prices on new and used cars
- Call their HOA to complain about a neighbor's property
- Send food back in a restaurant
Whatchu got?