I shoved, he called. I announced a wheel and he was walking away from the table in disgust by the time I opened my hand. Next time I saw him he started calling me "Deuce"
I wish that:
a) I could play in that game.
b) I had the bankroll to play in that game.
c) I never have to sit on the right of xt!
d) Possibly never have to sit at the same table as xt!
But I'd settle for just
e) Sitting in the same room as XT to watch from the rail