bivey
Full House
Every since going out for sushi at Uncorked, I’ve been telling everyone all the time every pirate joke spewed that night.
So, you know what to do....
So, you know what to do....
Pirate jokes (1 Viewer)
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WedgeRock
Royal Flush
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch.
The bartender says, "Hey, you know you got a ship's wheel hanging from your crotch?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
The bartender says, "Hey, you know you got a ship's wheel hanging from your crotch?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
With my pic, I feel obligated to participate in this.
Apple Pie $2.00 Antiqua
Blackberry Pie $1.75 Tortola
Blueberry Pie $3.50 Caymans
Cherry Pie $3.00 Dominica
Chocolate Pie $1.50 Grenada
Coconut Pie $2.50 Jamaica
Key Lime Pie $3.75 Hispanola
Lemon Pie $2.75 St. Kitts
Peach Pie $4.00 Trinidad
Pecan Pie $3.25 Tobago
Pumpkin Pie $2.25 Bonaire
These here be the "Pie Rates of the Caribbean."
Here's a collection for anyone looking. https://www.scarymommy.com/pirate-jokes/
Pyrates 12 Favorite PiesApple Pie $2.00 Antiqua
Blackberry Pie $1.75 Tortola
Blueberry Pie $3.50 Caymans
Cherry Pie $3.00 Dominica
Chocolate Pie $1.50 Grenada
Coconut Pie $2.50 Jamaica
Key Lime Pie $3.75 Hispanola
Lemon Pie $2.75 St. Kitts
Peach Pie $4.00 Trinidad
Pecan Pie $3.25 Tobago
Pumpkin Pie $2.25 Bonaire
These here be the "Pie Rates of the Caribbean."
Here's a collection for anyone looking. https://www.scarymommy.com/pirate-jokes/
How does a pirate avoid snoring?
S/He uses a sea-pap.
flipupchipup
Straight
what do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs
a noob
a noob
Siamese twins?
TroyMan
3 of a Kind
How much did the pirate pay for his ear piercings?
A buck an ear!
A buck an ear!
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