chkmte Flush Joined Apr 29, 2016 Messages 2,040 Reaction score 1,340 Location MO Jul 25, 2020 #1 Couldn’t find a similar thread on here. If you’ve got a good (or terrible) pick-up line, please share.
Couldn’t find a similar thread on here. If you’ve got a good (or terrible) pick-up line, please share.
OP OP chkmte Flush Joined Apr 29, 2016 Messages 2,040 Reaction score 1,340 Location MO Jul 25, 2020 #2 Hey honey, you remind me of my little toe. There’s a good chance I bang you on my dresser tonight.
OP OP chkmte Flush Joined Apr 29, 2016 Messages 2,040 Reaction score 1,340 Location MO Jul 25, 2020 #3 Hi. Wanna go back to my place an play Titanic? You can be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
krafticus Straight Flush Supporter Joined Apr 2, 2013 Messages 8,611 Reaction score 22,115 Location Ellicott City, MD Jul 25, 2020 #4 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?
RocAFella1 Royal Flush Joined Jun 2, 2018 Messages 18,860 Reaction score 52,446 Location Bay Area Jul 25, 2020 #5 Is that a barrel of PNYs or are you just happy to see me?
Ben8257 Royal Flush Joined May 20, 2019 Messages 10,406 Reaction score 44,111 Location Finksburg, maryland USA Jul 25, 2020 #6 In the words of the great @Jdod94... this is a bit dirty but oh well... "Girl I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie" Sorry but that's my all time favorite!! Lmao
In the words of the great @Jdod94... this is a bit dirty but oh well... "Girl I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie" Sorry but that's my all time favorite!! Lmao
krafticus Straight Flush Supporter Joined Apr 2, 2013 Messages 8,611 Reaction score 22,115 Location Ellicott City, MD Jul 25, 2020 #7 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U & I together.
Psypher1000 Straight Flush Joined Feb 2, 2015 Messages 7,625 Reaction score 13,539 Location United States Jul 25, 2020 #8 If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
mike32 Full House Supporter Joined Jul 24, 2013 Messages 3,739 Reaction score 7,207 Location South Lyon, Michigan Jul 25, 2020 #9 Do you have any Polish in you? No, then would you like some?
Frogzilla 4 of a Kind Joined Dec 16, 2017 Messages 7,241 Reaction score 10,552 Location Frisco, TX Jul 25, 2020 #10 @BarrieJ3 you have a song you sing right can you post the lyrics I remember then being powerful
Chawks45 Flush Supporter Joined Apr 21, 2020 Messages 1,117 Reaction score 6,738 Location Kansas City metro Jul 25, 2020 #11 I think that line only works if you're flying fighter jets.
MegaTon44 Full House Supporter Joined Feb 9, 2016 Messages 3,832 Reaction score 15,481 Location Collegeville, PA Jul 25, 2020 #12 Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
RocAFella1 Royal Flush Joined Jun 2, 2018 Messages 18,860 Reaction score 52,446 Location Bay Area Jul 25, 2020 #13 You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight. You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn to suck out on you.
You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight. You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn to suck out on you.