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chkmte

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Couldn’t find a similar thread on here. If you’ve got a good (or terrible) pick-up line, please share.
 

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Hey honey, you remind me of my little toe. There’s a good chance I bang you on my dresser tonight.
 

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Hi. Wanna go back to my place an play Titanic? You can be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
 

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In the words of the great @Jdod94... this is a bit dirty but oh well...

"Girl I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"

Sorry but that's my all time favorite!! Lmao
 

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I think that line only works if you're flying fighter jets.
 

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You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight.

You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn to suck out on you.
 
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