Pick-Up Lines

[chkmte]

Couldn’t find a similar thread on here. If you’ve got a good (or terrible) pick-up line, please share.

 

[chkmte]

Hey honey, you remind me of my little toe. There’s a good chance I bang you on my dresser tonight.

 

[chkmte]

Hi. Wanna go back to my place an play Titanic? You can be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

 

[krafticus]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?

 

[RocAFella1]

Is that a barrel of PNYs or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Ben8257]

In the words of the great @Jdod94... this is a bit dirty but oh well...

"Girl I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"

Sorry but that's my all time favorite!! Lmao

 

[krafticus]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U & I together.

 

[Psypher1000]

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

 

[mike32]

Do you have any Polish in you? No, then would you like some?

 

[Frogzilla]

@BarrieJ3 you have a song you sing right

can you post the lyrics I remember then being powerful

 

[Chawks45]

I think that line only works if you're flying fighter jets.

 

[MegaTon44]

Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

[RocAFella1]

You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight.

You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn to suck out on you.