Looking for help with a custom Card Protector / Card Guard (1 Viewer)

[Schrodngercat]

Hey guys,

Just looking to see if anyone has any ideas of where I could start. I'm looking to come up with something ridiculous for my home game to bust out as a card guard for some laughs. Does anyone have any good ideas? I'm willing to spend some money on it if its worth it

One idea I had was a custom bobble head of one of the regulars at our game but I need to find someplace that makes mini versions of it because the full size would be too big.

Anyone have any ideas that top that?

 

[1A25R]

Like a china Lego knock off of Mr Bean?

 

[allforcharity]

Like a china Lego knock off of Mr Bean?

Looks like a freakin' Lego pedophile

 

[Schrodngercat]

Hah that is incredibly creepy looking