Hey Canada! (1 Viewer)

When the US collapses into economic ruin, resetting CO2 levels and starting the next ice age you'll wish you knew how to build an igloo.

No sweat, man.

- Buy the biggest inflatable swimming pool you can find -- they should be dirt cheap at that point.

- Dump a truckload of ice cubes in there, and stomp around, packing them together around the sides and bottom.

- Fill the pool with gin and tonic water, 1:2. Don't forget a squirt of lime juice.

- Drink the gin & tonic -- quickly! *Very* quickly! (You may need friends/neighbors to help with this part.)

- Invert the swimming pool.

- Presto: IGLOO!
 
No sweat, man.

- Buy the biggest inflatable swimming pool you can find -- they should be dirt cheap at that point.

- Dump a truckload of ice cubes in there, and stomp around, packing them together around the sides and bottom.

- Fill the pool with gin and tonic water, 1:2. Don't forget a squirt of lime juice.

- Drink the gin & tonic -- quickly! *Very* quickly! (You may need friends/neighbors to help with this part.)

- Invert the swimming pool.

- Presto: IGLOO!

He knows! Fellow Canadians! To me!

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Come on you guys, get your shit together! I want to go to Vegas and at this rate the border will open in 2021
 

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