Tacos sound like a lock. Maybe better action on stairwell navigation.
Courage throws a great game everyone - until you've had 2 or 3 (or 87) too many drinks and as you pass the in-wall steep system that last worked during the Eisenhower administration, you come to the stairs.
Those daunting, fateful stairs. They remind me of the stairs at the old Hartford Civic Center during a Whalers game, minus the copious amounts of vomit and unattended children wallowing in popcorn filth.
And can you navigate this sharp decline? Nay, fair reader, you cannot. Alas, many a broken bone has rewarded the foolhardy drunks that have tried, desperate to get back downstairs so that they may continue to 5 bet pre with A289r in a high only PLO game because omgstraits.
So, pray tell, what ends up happening? Well, gentle reader, for just a paltry sum of $10, Courage will provide you with a Stair Guide to help you downstairs (good for 3 trips in 1 hour max).
Yes, this is how a propane gas salesman of modest means is able to acquire his own 5 poker table palace, complete with every fishing lure know to the common angler. He saves on audio equipment, and charges a fee for stair navigation. The poker is just a hook to get you in so that he may generate his real income from his Lewis & Clark-esque guide to the stairs.
Don't let him do this to you. Do what I did.
Drink a handle of crown, sleep at the table, and walk home at 7am.
(If you need more DCS tips, you call me, because I've for that).