Less than 25 hours left to stake your claim for this life changing piece of high end fashion.
It’s made of a new wonder fibre guaranteed* to protect you from:
Covid-19.1 (UK edition)
Covid-19.2 (Africa edition)
The Black Death
The dreaded Lurgy
Having Zero Personality
Being bad at poker
This XL tee shirt will fit a small whale and is about to set sail... So hurry and bring your jukebox money!!