Funny Things Heard at the Poker Table (1 Viewer)

[Al Azouri]

I thought I'd start a thread for us to share some of the funny things we've heard at the poker table.

Here's a few to get us started:

For context, these have usually been heard late into the night after some consumption of alcohol.

After trying to put someone on a range:
"How am I supposed to know what you have when you don't know what you have?"

Wife calling at 3am:
"Are you having a sleep over?"

After making big bet with top pair on a coordinated board:
"I cannot fear what I cannot see"

At showdown after not wanting to look at his hole cards on a suited board:
"I hope I have what I think I have"

While contemplating a big call:
"I'm either ahead...., or I'm not."

After getting out played:
"That was some high level $hit!"

To one of of our calling stations:
"<Insert name here> you called?, wow that's something new."

After a lot of whiskey:
"Why couldn't that two be a deuce?" - I'm still not sure what that meant.


What funny things have you heard during those late nights playing poker?

 

[Gobbs]

Cogent Chocolate Fence, bitches.

 

[Forty4]

Pretty sure this thread already exists.

 

[Forty4]

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...rd-at-the-poker-table.7167/page-2#post-297966

 

[Al Azouri]

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...rd-at-the-poker-table.7167/page-2#post-297966

Apologies. I thought I checked, obviously I did not. That being said, this other thread is more about funny or unusual poker stories. My intent was to post about funny things that were heard.

I’m new to forums. What’s the proper etiquette here?

 

[WedgeRock]

I’m new to forums. What’s the proper etiquette here?

PPF&F or Venmo to everyone who reads this thread.

 

[Beakertwang]

Apologies. I thought I checked, obviously I did not. That being said, this other thread is mor about funny or unusual poker stories. My intent was to post about funny things that were heard.

I’m new to forums. What’s the proper etiquette here?

Self-flagellation.

 

[BGinGA]

no pics please... your word is good enough

 

[Gobbs]

Self-flagellation.

Wow...you Iowans are rough!!!! (Go Hawkeyes!!!)

 

[asian bino]

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[Mangatang]

Playing a NL game with friends, I had AA, and after many raises and reraise preflop, we got all in. He had JJ, and spiked his J on the flop. Someone asked him how he couldn't put me on Aces, and he replied "Well I did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and I'm not folding KK."

 

[WedgeRock]

Playing a NL game with friends, I had AA, and after many raises and reraise preflop, we got all in. He had JJ, and spiked his J on the flop. Someone asked him how he couldn't put me on Aces, and he replied "Well I did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and I'm not folding KK."