Al Azouri
3 of a Kind
I thought I'd start a thread for us to share some of the funny things we've heard at the poker table.
Here's a few to get us started:
For context, these have usually been heard late into the night after some consumption of alcohol.
After trying to put someone on a range:
"How am I supposed to know what you have when you don't know what you have?"
Wife calling at 3am:
"Are you having a sleep over?"
After making big bet with top pair on a coordinated board:
"I cannot fear what I cannot see"
At showdown after not wanting to look at his hole cards on a suited board:
"I hope I have what I think I have"
While contemplating a big call:
"I'm either ahead...., or I'm not."
After getting out played:
"That was some high level $hit!"
To one of of our calling stations:
"<Insert name here> you called?, wow that's something new."
After a lot of whiskey:
"Why couldn't that two be a deuce?" - I'm still not sure what that meant.
What funny things have you heard during those late nights playing poker?
Here's a few to get us started:
For context, these have usually been heard late into the night after some consumption of alcohol.
After trying to put someone on a range:
"How am I supposed to know what you have when you don't know what you have?"
Wife calling at 3am:
"Are you having a sleep over?"
After making big bet with top pair on a coordinated board:
"I cannot fear what I cannot see"
At showdown after not wanting to look at his hole cards on a suited board:
"I hope I have what I think I have"
While contemplating a big call:
"I'm either ahead...., or I'm not."
After getting out played:
"That was some high level $hit!"
To one of of our calling stations:
"<Insert name here> you called?, wow that's something new."
After a lot of whiskey:
"Why couldn't that two be a deuce?" - I'm still not sure what that meant.
What funny things have you heard during those late nights playing poker?