Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
I’m sure you all have some funny text exchanges with you significant other. Let’s see them, the more embarrassing the better!!!
I will throw myself under the bus first.
I was in the basement on the elliptical until midnight, I came upstairs and sat at the kitchen table to relax for a few minutes (and finish playing the poker game I was in) before I was going to shower and get ready for bed.
Well all the exercise got my stomach churning and I needed to pass some gas. I figured everyone is upstairs sleeping so I was free to let one rip without any judgment. A few seconds later this is the text exchange I have with my wife:
She had me laughing so hard I think I had an asthma attack!
I will throw myself under the bus first.
I was in the basement on the elliptical until midnight, I came upstairs and sat at the kitchen table to relax for a few minutes (and finish playing the poker game I was in) before I was going to shower and get ready for bed.
Well all the exercise got my stomach churning and I needed to pass some gas. I figured everyone is upstairs sleeping so I was free to let one rip without any judgment. A few seconds later this is the text exchange I have with my wife:
She had me laughing so hard I think I had an asthma attack!
