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Poker is one of the best environments to find nicknames, simply because people are very loosely connected and the most minor of things can re-brand you. Sometimes the stories behind the name are not obvious (viffer) while others are obvious (k9dr) and others not so obvious but maybe obvious (Chicken Rob). Post here some of the funnier names we run across that go beyond "Old Man Phil" or "Bobby Brakes" (actual players in my home game).
Here are a couple names at a raked game I play locally to kick things off:
Back to Front
We had a highfalutin discussion about ass wiping when a player said he wipes back to front. Everyone is confused, his name is now Back to Front.
Hooker Chris
The name is obvious but the stories are great. He is in his mid 30's and has hired over 200 hookers. The stories are better told live but this guy is a piece of work. He insists on shaving between his raisins and his donut before the opening act of getting licked there while he goes to town on himself for 20 minutes. His descriptions on how the vets handle it vs n00bs kill us.
Okay now that you're nastied out, what are the more normal funny names you got?
Here are a couple names at a raked game I play locally to kick things off:
Back to Front
We had a highfalutin discussion about ass wiping when a player said he wipes back to front. Everyone is confused, his name is now Back to Front.
Hooker Chris
The name is obvious but the stories are great. He is in his mid 30's and has hired over 200 hookers. The stories are better told live but this guy is a piece of work. He insists on shaving between his raisins and his donut before the opening act of getting licked there while he goes to town on himself for 20 minutes. His descriptions on how the vets handle it vs n00bs kill us.
Okay now that you're nastied out, what are the more normal funny names you got?