Fugly Poker Table Thread (44 Viewers)

[Mangatang]

Damn!

 

[desselBANE]

Does have a country vibe. Inlay of a cow with its teats out?

Either all cow inlays, or full barnyard set with the cow as the workhorse lol

 

[BGinGA]

I'd rock the hell outta this and build a whole chip set to go along with it

lol, making lemonade

 

[desselBANE]

https://www.facebook.com/share/vrFTrpkEWBJnmLkM/?mibextid=kL3p88

Look at this deal!

 

[SwissChip]

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Look at this deal!

This is entertainment! Thx

 

[desselBANE]

This is entertainment! Thx

It needed to be shared for all

 

[SwissChip]

It needed to be shared for all

Everyone should get a chance to buy this red beauty!
So tempting…hahahahaaa

 

[SwissChip]

By looking at all these very ugly poker tables, how can you not prefer an ordinary kitchen table with topper to play cards?

Very funny thread tho!

 

[allforcharity]

Christmas-wrapped rail! Could it be a gigantic Kit Kat?

I'd easily pay $50 for a chocolate bar that size!

 

[Nymor]

Christmas-wrapped rail! Could it be a gigantic Kit Kat?

Exactly. It hasn't been unwrapped yet, we don't know what it looks like

 

[drdr]

So weird that many don't clean up tables before photographing.

 

[merkong]

So weird that many don't clean up tables before photographing.

The only way to clean that table is with a flamethrower

 

[LotsOfChips]

So weird that many don't clean up tables before photographing.

They put the same amount of effort into photographing it that they did in building it!

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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Look at this deal!

This one makes the previous one (cowhide rail) look like it belongs on the Vegas strip!

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Everyone should get a chance to buy this red beauty!
So tempting…hahahahaaa

Everyone will get the chance, because no one, ever, is going to buy this.

 

[WedgeRock]

If you can't wrap Christmas presents, you can't wrap a rail.

 

[Poker Zombie]

If you can't wrap Christmas presents, you can't wrap a rail.

 

[EastCoastCali]

Speaking of

red beauty!

Check out this beaut. Was this Prince’s, or a Valentine’s Day gift for a significant other they actually hated?? We may never know…

 

[desselBANE]

Speaking of

Check out this beaut. Was the Prince’s, or a Valentine’s Day gift for a significant other they actually hated?? We may never know…

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I feel like there was more done on this table than just poker.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Run through a blue-blind tritanopia (color blindness) filter, it's not nearly as bad. All you have to do is get 9 friends that comprise less than 0.01% of the population. Certainly not an easy task, but if they respond positively to this ad... recruit them!

 

[EastCoastCali]

Run through a blue-blind tritanopia (color blindness) filter, it's not nearly as bad. All you have to do is get 9 friends that comprise less than 0.01% of the population. Certainly not an easy task, but if they respond positively to this ad... recruit them!
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Can you imagine finishing your nice new gray and red custom table after all this hard work and money, and your buddy’s come over and they’re like…dude…it’s fucking purple lol.

 

[SwissChip]

Speaking of

Check out this beaut. Was this Prince’s, or a Valentine’s Day gift for a significant other they actually hated?? We may never know…

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I guess this guy is actually color blind…!

 

[upNdown]

This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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I love this one's ugliness!

 

[allforcharity]

That is a pimped-up table. Literally. There should be a zebra-stripe cover for that.

 

[ekricket]

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Look at this deal!

That one looks like a Battle Hamsters arena

 

[SwissChip]

Everyone will get the chance, because no one, ever, is going to buy this.

But you’ll get a screwdriver extra!
Or is this sale without all accesoires?

 

[desselBANE]

That one looks like a Battle Hamsters arena

It looks like a lot of things besides a poker table haha

 

[JJDiamonds]

Kind of looks like a coffin

 

[Himewad]

Kind of looks like a coffin
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[desselBANE]

Kind of looks like a coffin
View attachment 1397333this would be fun once a year for a Halloween game