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@windwalker uses 1ks as blinds... so yeah not like him lol

INT. APARTMENT - DAY

FRIEND 1 and FRIEND 2 are sitting on a couch, watching television.

FRIEND 1: Do you know where I can find some truffle? Need it to make dinner tonight.

FRIEND 2: Wow! Truffle! That’s fancy. What are you making?

FRIEND 1: Not what Oliver’s making, that’s for sure!

FRIEND 2: Who’s Oliver?

FRIEND 1: No idea. Never met him.

FRIEND 2 looks confused. Tries to clarify.

FRIEND 2: No, but truffle sounds like it might be a fancy meal.

FRIEND 1: Not as a fancy as Oliver’s meal! He uses silver leaf. Maybe even unicorn poop.

FRIEND 2: Oh, so he’s coming to dinner too?

FRIEND 1: Eh? No. I don’t know him. I think he lives across the country.

FRIEND 2: BUT WHAT ARE YOU MAKING WITH TRUFFLES?!

FRIEND 1 looks off into the distance and ponders.

FRIEND 1: I wonder if Oliver has a gold toilet.

They both continue to watch television.

END SCENE
 
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INT. APARTMENT - DAY

FRIEND 1 and FRIEND 2 are sitting on a couch, watching television.

FRIEND 1: Do you know where I can find some truffle? Need it to make dinner tonight.

FRIEND 2: Wow! Truffle! That’s fancy. What are you making?

FRIEND 1: Not what Oliver’s making, that’s for sure!

FRIEND 2: Who’s Oliver?

FRIEND 1: No idea. Never met him.

FRIEND 2 looks confused. Tries to clarify.

FRIEND 2: No, but truffle sounds like it might be a fancy meal.

FRIEND 1: Not as a fancy as Oliver’s meal! He uses silver leaf. Maybe even unicorn poop.

FRIEND 2: Oh, so he’s coming to dinner too?

FRIEND 1: Eh? No. I don’t know him. I think he lives across the country.

FRIEND 2: BUT WHAT ARE YOU MAKING WITH TRUFFLES?!

FRIEND 1: I wonder if Oliver has a gold toilet.

They both continue to watch television.

END SCENE
^^^^^This scene would work great as another awkward moment for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David would obviously be Friend 1.
 
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