INT. APARTMENT - DAY
FRIEND 1 and FRIEND 2 are sitting on a couch, watching television.
FRIEND 1: Do you know where I can find some truffle? Need it to make dinner tonight.
FRIEND 2: Wow! Truffle! That’s fancy. What are you making?
FRIEND 1: Not what Oliver’s making, that’s for sure!
FRIEND 2: Who’s Oliver?
FRIEND 1: No idea. Never met him.
FRIEND 2 looks confused. Tries to clarify.
FRIEND 2: No, but truffle sounds like it might be a fancy meal.
FRIEND 1: Not as a fancy as Oliver’s meal! He uses silver leaf. Maybe even unicorn poop.
FRIEND 2: Oh, so he’s coming to dinner too?
FRIEND 1: Eh? No. I don’t know him. I think he lives across the country.
FRIEND 2: BUT WHAT ARE YOU MAKING WITH TRUFFLES?!
FRIEND 1: I wonder if Oliver has a gold toilet.
They both continue to watch television.
END SCENE