Degen in Dallas III: Not yet named - August 24th - 27th, 2023 (5 Viewers)

[Schmendr1ck]

Are we talking deep tissue or Deshaun Watson massages?

Depends on how many $300 buyins I'm stuck.

 

[Grant]

what happened last DiD ?

Some people lost, some people won, one guy wouldn’t shut up about flips but if anyone showed interest he wanted like 20 people in the flip to actually do it. Normal stuff.

 

[MrCatPants]

what happened last DiD ?

I ran up a 1+k stack at .25/ 50 and then the table converted. You remember how fast I GTFOd that last night

 

[MatB]

Some people lost, some people won, one guy wouldn’t shut up about flips but if anyone showed interest he wanted like 20 people in the flip to actually do it. Normal stuff.

Standard stuff.

It sounded like MrCatpants had a question of faith last time at the Big Boy Table.

But this time hes ready to commit.

 

[MatB]

I ran up a 1+k stack at .25/ 50 and then the table converted. You remember how fast I GTFOd that last night

Oh that's right. I remember now.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Standard stuff.

It sounded like MrCatpants had a question of faith last time at the Big Boy Table.

But this time hes ready to commit.

Oh, that's my shifty hands fault. He got.... Confused....

 

[MatB]

Oh, that's my shifty hands fault. He got.... Confused....

'No Touching' rules apply.

No physical comedy

No stabbing

 

[MrCatPants]

'No Touching' rules apply.

No physical comedy

No stabbing

No rubbing. It was rubbing.

 

[Josh Kifer]

'No Touching' rules apply.

No physical comedy

No stabbing

Who the fuck make you @Jonesey07 ?

 

[MatB]

No rubbing. It was rubbing.

Shhhh its ok, youre in a safe place,,, all better. Tell us what happened, in great detail.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Shhhh its ok, youre in a safe place,,, all better. Tell us what happened, in great detail.

Actually, yeah. We gotta get to 100 pages. Let's make it a choose your own adventure book.

 

[MrCatPants]

Shhhh its ok, youre in a safe place,,, all better. Tell us what happened, in great detail.

I can say it simply.

Undermoob rubbing.

 

[MatB]

I can say it simply.

Undermoob rubbing.

im scared to google what a moob is.

 

[MrCatPants]

im scared to google what a moob is.

Noun. moob (plural moobs) (slang, usually in the plural) A plump or untoned breast on a man.

 

[Josh Kifer]

im scared to google what a moob is.

So. Cats. When they. Are "thicc".....

 

[MatB]

Downloading this thread in case I have to testify someday.

 

[MatB]

in before it gets filled up.

@Frogzilla , i'm In for the Wednesday warm up game !!

 

[MrCatPants]

Degen in Dallas III: Undermoob Tingles

 

[Josh Kifer]

@Frogzilla count me in.

 

[Darson]

@Frogzilla I’m in for Wednesday also unless @MrCatPants is being a meow meow.

 

[CraigT78]

DiD4 I'm gonna have tables in the driveway. Sucks that August is second to Hell in temps. I'll just make that the HoldEm tables I guess.

 

[bergs]

'No Touching' rules apply.

No physical comedy

No stabbing

I’m grandfathered in for all 3 though.

 

[MrCatPants]

@Frogzilla I’m in for Wednesday also unless @MrCatPants is being a meow meow.

Pencil me in for now.

 

[CraigT78]

Pencil me in for now.

Gel pen or sharpie required.

 

[MatB]

Gel pen or sharpie required.

And please supply us with a term sheet to secure a seat at the Big Boy Table.

And Ty

We appreciated your business

 

[Parrothedd]

Hey Craig, I’ll take spot 48 please!

 

[Parrothedd]

@acepilot388

 

[Thomacetti]

Big Boy Table seat list

Me
Grant
Krish
Adam
Hor-NIT
Onerand
?

Can’t think of anyone else ?….

Hmmmmm.

dibs

 

[MrCatPants]

Gel pen or sharpie required.

Fine. Gel pen.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

'No Touching' rules apply.

No physical comedy

No stabbing

I had all of the above planned for my rematch with Kifer.

"BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SCHMENDR1CK STUCK KIFER WITH A KNIFE AND STARED INTO HIS EYES AS THE LIFE SLOWLY DRAINED OUT OF THEM!"