Degen in Dallas II: Weird flex, but okay - Aug 24-28, 2022 (6 Viewers)

[Hornet]

I may regret this....... Who is Scarlet?

Really???

 

[Josh Kifer]

I may regret this....... Who is Scarlet?

The fuck man......

 

[toothpic]

The fuck man...... View attachment 986711

He thought it might have been a name you gave one of your bungholes

 

[Saoliver]

He thought it might have been a name you gave one of your bungholes

One is Stinky Pinky, because it’s more pink. The other is darker, so Scarlet makes sense.

 

[Josh Kifer]

One is Stinky Pinky, because it’s more pink. The other is darker, so Scarlet makes sense.

I'm gonna start sending Jonas special gifts to annoy you at 6am on weekends. I'll weaponize my status as Uncle Kifer.

 

[Saoliver]

I'm gonna start sending Jonas special gifts to annoy you at 6am on weekends. I'll weaponize my status as Uncle Kifer.

I can’t imagine how it could be worse than an ice cold water balloon breaking on my back while still asleep.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I can’t imagine how it could be worse than an ice cold water balloon breaking on my back while still asleep.

..... You'll find out......

 

[Schmendr1ck]

One is Stinky Pinky, because it’s more pink. The other is darker, so Scarlet makes sense.

Somebody please grab me a Homer bucket, I'm about to throw up my intestines.

 

[Hornet]

Two seats opened up in my game tomorrow night. I’d love to see a @MatB vs. @Goldfish rematch … NitB vs. Short Stack … flights are cheap!

 

[MatB]

Personally....


for the action I bring, I think i should be comped a flight, limo, AND lodging. Food can be optional.

 

[MatB]

And rematch? I'm not so sure, after what I saw that Saturday night I figured Goldfish had quit poker for good...

 

[RocAFella1]

Two seats opened up in my game tomorrow night. I’d love to see a @MatB vs. @Goldfish rematch … NitB vs. Short Stack … flights are cheap!

Is this a mini meetup? Checking flights if so…

 

[Goldfish]

Personally....


for the action I bring, I think i should be comped a flight, limo, AND lodging. Food can be optional.

Hahaha. For the action you bring, the players should all chip in to fly you anywhere but David‘s house.

 

[Hornet]

Personally....


for the action I bring, I think i should be comped a flight, limo, AND lodging. Food can be optional.

You can sleep on my couch in the basement. Best I can do. I’ll send the limo out for @Goldfish . Also, my dealer is really good and people named “Jon” seem to run well when he deals … just sayin.

 

[MatB]

You can sleep on my couch in the basement. Best I can do. I’ll send the limo out for @Goldfish . Also, my dealer is really good and people named “Jon” seem to run well when he deals … just sayin.

HE GETS THE LIMO??

This is bull crap. He was playing so tight I thought we were on the money bubble at WSOP.

 

[Goldfish]

And rematch? I'm not so sure, after what I saw that Saturday night I figured Goldfish had quit poker for good...

The local poker community would be really upset if that happened. And if they found out you caused it…… well…..

 

[MatB]

More money changed hands between me and tipping Rowlettetexasguy for dealing than Jon and the pot

 

[MatB]

The local poker community would be really upset if that happened. And if they found out you caused it…… well…..
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[Goldfish]

HE GETS THE LIMO??

This is bull crap. He was playing so tight I thought we were on the money bubble at WSOP.

Whatever poker game is sending you a limo to get u to come is a game I would never attend.

 

[Hornet]

This trash talking is great, but it would be much better in person.

 

[MatB]

Whatever poker game is sending you a limo to get u to come is a game I would never attend.

Your rep for action is officially over. After Saturdays game in Dallas I actually thought you were going to ask for the blinds to be .10/.20 and cap buy in at $40

 

[Goldfish]

Your rep for action is officially over. After Saturdays game in Dallas I actually thought you were going to ask for the blinds to be .10/.20 and cap buy in at $40

That or just do flips for $1000s per flip. Where were you for that?? Probably in the limo.

 

[MatB]

Fucking bangers.

 

[MatB]

That or just do flips for $1000s per flip. Where were you for that?? Probably in the limo.

I was preoccupied with cashing out. It took a while

 

[Jonesey07]

Not to interrupt, but I really, really love you all.

Carry on.

 

[MatB]

I was preoccupied with cashing out. It took a while

no. literally... I was the bank.

 

[Goldfish]

Fucking bangers.

 

[Goldfish]

This trash talking is great, but it would be much better in person.

That’s all Matt would do is talk.…… we might as well just get on a zoom call.

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[MatB]

November - Ohio

Min buy in $300 or 1/2 big stack

MIN VPIP must be 40% of you forfeit 40% of your stack into the next pot.


DoubleBoard 5 card

5 card BigO

Draw2maha


Lets go. !!

TBH, I don't think Jon can meet the 40% VPIP requirement.