I probably would and she'd even put them up for me. But I'd awake to see my favorite chips with a hole drilled in them so she could loop the hook through.
Oh come on you cheapskate, drill baby drill! You can't buy any Christmas ornament for 59 cents Or at least one you'd want to hang on your tree. This has me thinking I just might drill a few "Holidays at the Higbee" chips.
These things cost as much as the chips.
Fact is, I harbor an irrational grudge against the RHC mold - drilling holes in a few barrels of them could be cathartic.
Ooh! I could drill TWO holes in each chip and string them together to make garland.